FranEMTnurse CNA, LPN, EMT-I

LTC, CPR instructor, First aid instructor.

I have always loved to help people feel better, and is why I became an EMT and an LPN in 1997

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    Charting Bloopers

    FranEMTnurse replied to AHarri66's topic in Nursing Humor

    May the fleas of 1000 camels infest the crotch of the the person who messes up your day...and may thier arms be too short to scratch...:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: I love
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    Religion's Place in Nursing

    FranEMTnurse replied to CHIRN's topic in General Nursing

    for the record... cults scare me. me too!! don't ya think we're getting a bit sidetracked again? remember??? religious beliefs in nursing, and how the nurse relates to the patient concerning his/her...
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    Religion's Place in Nursing

    FranEMTnurse replied to CHIRN's topic in General Nursing

    Mother Theresa set an excellent example of
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    Humor For A Friday Afternoon

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    in the beginning god covered the earth with broccoli, cauliflower, and spinach, green, yellow, and red vegetables of all kinds; so man and woman would live long and healthy lives. then using god's...
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    Humor For A Friday Afternoon

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    Ya know? I never thought to figure that
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    How to tell when a hamster is a male

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    :chuckle Har,har,har,!!!:chuckle Always happy to lend a helping
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    Top ten signs your job has you burnt out

    FranEMTnurse replied to unknown99's topic in Nursing Humor

    Or you wake up startled from a dead sleep and you swear you heard hear, "ABC-123" You forgot to put your underwear
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    Walmart Greeters

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    Two elderly Walmart greeters were sitting on a bench during break time and one turned to the other asking, "Slim, I'm 83 years old and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you are about my age....
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    Religion's Place in Nursing

    FranEMTnurse replied to CHIRN's topic in General Nursing

    :rotfl: :rotfl: I love
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    Religion's Place in Nursing

    FranEMTnurse replied to CHIRN's topic in General Nursing

    you bet it does,
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    Lord of the Ring!

    FranEMTnurse replied to barbiedee's topic in Nursing Humor

    :rotfl: I'm still laughing out
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    Kids on Issues

    FranEMTnurse replied to nursebedlam's topic in Nursing Humor

    I like the one about Adam's underwear the
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    Top ten signs your job has you burnt out

    FranEMTnurse replied to unknown99's topic in Nursing Humor

    My favorite one is #1 You know you're burned out when you dream you're working on a floor and it's all going uphill, with a full unit of patients, and only one other nurse on duty, and you wake up...
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    The Chicken and The Road ANSWERED!

    FranEMTnurse replied to kmchugh's topic in Nursing Humor

    :rotfl: Good stuff! I like the HIPPOCRATES and the COLONEL SANDERS ones the best, but they were all
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    Dr Jim

    FranEMTnurse replied to nursebedlam's topic in Nursing Humor

    :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: Very good! Funny as all get
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    Terms we will not admit to using

    FranEMTnurse replied to gwenith's topic in Nursing Humor

    EDGATWTTTF elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor EMS version of TSC taxi service call " IHA it's him/her again CA child abuser EPA elderly person abuser MAS masturbating again syndrome...
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    Excellent Pulmonary Resources

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Pulmonary

    awesome karen. thank you so very
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    Excellent Pulmonary Resources

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Pulmonary

    Thanks, leslie, but I do know about ABG's I should. When I had pneumonia the first time in 2002, I had to have one every single day for ten days straight.Here's a
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    Worst thing you have seen

    FranEMTnurse replied to Chibi Baka's topic in Burn

    Oh how absolutely right you are!!! I saw the results of some of it first-hand too when I was a school bus driver. The last 3 years were my most challenging. I had one little girl, the smallest...
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    Worst thing you have seen

    FranEMTnurse replied to Chibi Baka's topic in Burn

    That makes two of us!!!:angryfire
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    Religion's Place in Nursing

    FranEMTnurse replied to CHIRN's topic in General Nursing

    Time to say, "Bye bye!" Because I'm just a little old peace
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    Humor For A Friday Afternoon

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    I'm glad everyone enjoyed it. I thought it had a rather catchy
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    Excellent Pulmonary Resources

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Pulmonary

    Thanks for your reply, leslie. I have that very same problem, and most docs go by it too. It definitely aggravates me. Then the only real was to test a person's oxygen level is via
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    Humor For A Friday Afternoon

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    It's true. Why do ya think I love to post funnies and love to laugh??? Jnette#
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    Humor For A Friday Afternoon

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    Ya made me laugh out loud with that