FranEMTnurse replied to AHarri66's topic in Nursing Humor
May the fleas of 1000 camels infest the crotch of the the person who messes up your day...and may thier arms be too short to scratch...:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: I love
for the record... cults scare me. me too!! don't ya think we're getting a bit sidetracked again? remember??? religious beliefs in nursing, and how the nurse relates to the patient concerning his/her...
in the beginning god covered the earth with broccoli, cauliflower, and spinach, green, yellow, and red vegetables of all kinds; so man and woman would live long and healthy lives. then using god's...
Two elderly Walmart greeters were sitting on a bench during break time and one turned to the other asking, "Slim, I'm 83 years old and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you are about my age....
FranEMTnurse replied to unknown99's topic in Nursing Humor
My favorite one is #1 You know you're burned out when you dream you're working on a floor and it's all going uphill, with a full unit of patients, and only one other nurse on duty, and you wake up...
FranEMTnurse replied to gwenith's topic in Nursing Humor
EDGATWTTTF elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor EMS version of TSC taxi service call " IHA it's him/her again CA child abuser EPA elderly person abuser MAS masturbating again syndrome...
FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Pulmonary
Thanks, leslie, but I do know about ABG's I should. When I had pneumonia the first time in 2002, I had to have one every single day for ten days straight.Here's a
FranEMTnurse replied to Chibi Baka's topic in Burn
Oh how absolutely right you are!!! I saw the results of some of it first-hand too when I was a school bus driver. The last 3 years were my most challenging. I had one little girl, the smallest...
FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Pulmonary
Thanks for your reply, leslie. I have that very same problem, and most docs go by it too. It definitely aggravates me. Then the only real was to test a person's oxygen level is via