FranEMTnurse CNA, LPN, EMT-I

LTC, CPR instructor, First aid instructor.

I have always loved to help people feel better, and is why I became an EMT and an LPN in 1997

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    Share Your Funniest Patient Stories...

    FranEMTnurse replied to Trvln Nurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: Wonder where the assistant went to school.:rotfl:
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    Share Your Funniest Patient Stories...

    FranEMTnurse replied to Trvln Nurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    Sounds like a co-worker I had several years ago. She emptied a full bedpan out the bathroom window as the DON was walking toward the main entrance. I would NOT have wanted to be in her shoes that
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    Only In America!!

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    Only in America ... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. Only in America ... are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. Only in America ... do drugstores make...
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    What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    FranEMTnurse replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

    Yes, rotting flesh definitely does stink terribly, but the maggots were there to help debride the wound. I think the worst smell I experienced was on a man who I don't know when he had a bath the last...
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    Grey's Anatomy Premier!!! + How to Contact Show Creators

    FranEMTnurse replied to miya's topic in General Nursing

    Perfect
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    What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    FranEMTnurse replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

    And to think Memorial Day weekend is upon
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    This Story Best Describes the Time I Nearly Died, or Did Die, But Came Back

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Hospice, Palliative

    Peace in the Storm This is a story that best expresses how I felt in my out of body experience on the fateful day that nearly ended my life. That day was the day the hospital staff struggled to...
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    Grey's Anatomy Premier!!! + How to Contact Show Creators

    FranEMTnurse replied to miya's topic in General Nursing

    I have 2 favorites; ER, Trauma, Life in the ER, and Untold Stories from the ER, actual stories told by the doctors who experienced them. Grey's Anatomy is getting more humurous, though. But first of...
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    Grey's Anatomy Premier!!! + How to Contact Show Creators

    FranEMTnurse replied to miya's topic in General Nursing

    When I was in nursing school, there was an LPN (as far as I know she's still there) who used to down new RNs saying things like, "Oh that new RN has only book knowledge, but here in the actual...
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    Funny things you have said but wish you didn't

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    When I'm in my silly mood, I sometimes answer the phone with, "Fearless Fanny's House of Pleasure. How may I help you today?" After I say that, there's usually silence on the other
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    Share Your Funniest Patient Stories...

    FranEMTnurse replied to Trvln Nurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    Aaaaah, such memories; the spontaneous ones are the best!!! I once had a girl on my bus who asked me what a womb (pronounced like bomb) was. I laughed soo hard I nearly peed my pants. Now I pee them...
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    Things Patients Have Taught Me NOT To Do

    FranEMTnurse replied to Trixxy's topic in Nursing Humor

    Nope never saw it. Never heard of that term either, but just by the message, I knew it was a member. I was just thought it was a funny name, and I couldn'r resist asking about it just to see what the...
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    Grey's Anatomy Premier!!! + How to Contact Show Creators

    FranEMTnurse replied to miya's topic in General Nursing

    Well, I watched the TV show "House," and that show is just about as good as nothing. It's soooo boring. It made me feel like I was a medical student sitting in a class problem solving, and the teacher...
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    Things Patients Have Taught Me NOT To Do

    FranEMTnurse replied to Trixxy's topic in Nursing Humor

    :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: What's a
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    Are Your End-of-Life Wishes Clear?

    FranEMTnurse replied to Brian's topic in General Nursing

    Me too girlfriend. The more the merrier. They can even drink the hard stuff if they want to. I won't mind. Heh, they wouldn't hear me anyway. But my Laurel, who is my Power of Attorney told me they...
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    Things Patients Have Taught Me NOT To Do

    FranEMTnurse replied to Trixxy's topic in Nursing Humor

    Well pickles (by the way, I like your name:D )he was probably laughing at your cherry red
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    What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    FranEMTnurse replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

    :biggringi Yep, good thing yer mouth wasn't open honey, or you would remember and probably gag every time someone mentions the word, childbirth to you for the rest of your
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    Things Patients Have Taught Me NOT To Do

    FranEMTnurse replied to Trixxy's topic in Nursing Humor

    :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: Oh am I ever glad I didn't take the Nurse Practitioner's advice to go to Philly to git a green vine in my virginny. I took the Gynechologist's advice, and got a stirrup...
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    Grey's Anatomy Premier!!! + How to Contact Show Creators

    FranEMTnurse replied to miya's topic in General Nursing

    Heh heh! :chuckle Excellent point,
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    Things Patients Have Taught Me NOT To Do

    FranEMTnurse replied to Trixxy's topic in Nursing Humor

    Make sure you tell the young intern not to use decadron when he's preparing to intubate you. Otherwise, when you are told very embarassing stories of the things you have done and said, you will not...
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    Things Patients Have Taught Me NOT To Do

    FranEMTnurse replied to Trixxy's topic in Nursing Humor

    :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: Wonder if it tickled her.:rotfl: :rotfl:
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    Warm Milk

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    A 98-year old Mother Superior from Ireland was dying. The nuns gathered around her bed trying to make her last journey comfortable. They gave her some warm milk to drink but she refused. Then one...
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    Grey's Anatomy Premier!!! + How to Contact Show Creators

    FranEMTnurse replied to miya's topic in General Nursing

    If she does, I wanna go
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    Grey's Anatomy Premier!!! + How to Contact Show Creators

    FranEMTnurse replied to miya's topic in General Nursing

    Although very rare in this present age, it's awesome that they still do it where you work, Steph. My hat is off to them for
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    Grey's Anatomy Premier!!! + How to Contact Show Creators

    FranEMTnurse replied to miya's topic in General Nursing

    That's true. Sometimes the appearance of being stuck up is actually because the person is timid, and has nothing to do with