FranEMTnurse CNA, LPN, EMT-I

LTC, CPR instructor, First aid instructor.

I have always loved to help people feel better, and is why I became an EMT and an LPN in 1997

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    Anesthesia: The Last and First Thing You Heard

    FranEMTnurse replied to Tait's topic in General Nursing

    I am so sorry for your loss dear. That must have been a very difficult experience for you. By the way, what is Trisomy
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    Anesthesia: The Last and First Thing You Heard

    FranEMTnurse replied to Tait's topic in General Nursing

    My last surgery was for a urethral stirrup in Y2K. I argued with the surgeon about having a spinal. I didn't want one because I have had so many of them in the past and they always hurt so much....
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    What's Your Best Nursing Ghost Story?

    FranEMTnurse replied to steffck's topic in General Nursing

    Most of these stories are
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    Funny things you have said but wish you didn't

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    :yeah:Sometimes second thoughts don't pay. We all know where her mind was
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    You Know You've Had A Hectic Shift/Day At Work

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    things got ya down.? well then, consider these..... in a hospital's intensive care unit, patients always died in the same bed, on sunday morning, at about 11:00am, regardless of...
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    You Know You've Had A Hectic Shift/Day At Work

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    horrors!!!!!
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    Funny dreams about your job as a nurse

    FranEMTnurse replied to mondkmondk's topic in Nursing Humor

    Absolutely. Those are actually the
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    Funny things you have said but wish you didn't

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    Love these
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    Funny things you have said but wish you didn't

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
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    Funny things you have said but wish you didn't

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    My grandmother was blind, and she said she could tell the
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    Funny things you have said but wish you didn't

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    What do you utter then in place of
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    Funny things you have said but wish you didn't

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    :chuckle:chuckle:chuckle:chuckleMethinks I would be changing my last
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    Funny things you have said but wish you didn't

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    :yeah::yeah:How did the nurse know? Is the patient now a ghost?:yeah:Sorry, I just couldn't
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    Funny things you have said but wish you didn't

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    :rotfl::hhmth::hhmth::hhmth:
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    You Know You've Had A Hectic Shift/Day At Work

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    You have a nightmare about having gone to work naked, everyone is staring at you, and you have no place to
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    You Know You've Had A Hectic Shift/Day At Work

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    You wake up in a cold sweat and mutter, I forgot to chart
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    What's Your Best Nursing Ghost Story?

    FranEMTnurse replied to steffck's topic in General Nursing

    Beautiful! I love
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    You Know You've Had A Hectic Shift/Day At Work

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    :eek:Honey, that was a nightmare, not a
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    You Know You've Had A Hectic Shift/Day At Work

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    Cool!!
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    You Know You've Had A Hectic Shift/Day At Work

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    You are so funked out from cleaning every patient you had from a ravage of diarrhea, that you give your patient a bedpan instead of her/his dinner
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    You Know You've Had A Hectic Shift/Day At Work

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    All you can think about is the eewie gooey funky stuff that got on your uniform, and after you get home, avoiding the urge to throw up, my make a bee line to the bathroom, strip, get the disinfectant,...
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    10 Reasons Why Nurses are the Best Dates and Mates

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    1. They can help you get over a hangover or cold more quickly. 2. Bedbaths 3. The uniform 4. They are wxposed to so many x-rays, there is no need for birth control. 5. You will never need to buy...
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    You Know You've Had A Hectic Shift/Day At Work

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    You go home from work, you go to empty your pockets before throwing your uniform in the laundry, and feel a strange, squishy item in one of them. You investigate further, and find it to be and empty...
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    Going Back To Housecalls

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in General Nursing

    That's awesome!!! I'm now looking forward to hospice care in one's own home for those who can't afford private hospice
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    Going Back To Housecalls

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in General Nursing

    The senior residence where I live has a new service. It's called Physician Housecalls. I recently signed up, have met the physician, and she is going to come for a follow-up visit with her PA next...