FranEMTnurse CNA, LPN, EMT-I

LTC, CPR instructor, First aid instructor.

I have always loved to help people feel better, and is why I became an EMT and an LPN in 1997

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    Dave Barry's Colonoscopy

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    dave barry's colonoscopy byline: by dave barry, mcclatchy newspapers ok. you turned 50. you know you're supposed to get a colonoscopy. but you haven't. here are your reasons: 1. you've been...
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    Had the WORST shadow experience, am shaking

    FranEMTnurse replied to greenykilt's topic in General Students

    She takes care of me very well, and I trust her completely. She even takes me places, and I'm wheelchair
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    Had the WORST shadow experience, am shaking

    FranEMTnurse replied to greenykilt's topic in General Students

    Nobody deserves to be treated so badly is the person is doing what he/she is supposed to be doing. I am a homecare patient, who has a caregiver who holds her head down, and allows herself to be used...
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    Had the WORST shadow experience, am shaking

    FranEMTnurse replied to greenykilt's topic in General Students

    Great, and good for you. No nurse should have to take that from any nasty doc. They have much too much power and a lot of them have nasty
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    Share Your Funniest Patient Stories...

    FranEMTnurse replied to Trvln Nurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    SNORT!!:nmbrn::rotfl::hhmth:
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    What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    FranEMTnurse replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

    You would think that she would have gotten that lethal infection called Reyes Syndrome from that nasty
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    What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    FranEMTnurse replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

    :hhmth::hhmth::rotfl:
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    Share Your Funniest Patient Stories...

    FranEMTnurse replied to Trvln Nurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    The blowtorch and the coons eggs are hilarious. Thanks for the
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    What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    FranEMTnurse replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

    :rotfl: You mean you didn't use your :lol2:magic fingers forcefully enough??? :yeah:Thank you for the huge
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    Does Death Have A Smell?

    FranEMTnurse replied to AngelfireRN's topic in General Nursing

    I have also had the cancer experience with several patients, and each one smelled like rotting flesh.
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    Does Death Have A Smell?

    FranEMTnurse replied to AngelfireRN's topic in General Nursing

    I have never smelled death, but I can feel it when someone is going to die
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    What's Your Best Nursing Ghost Story?

    FranEMTnurse replied to steffck's topic in General Nursing

    That is creepy, and I don't blame you for not wanting to ever go back there again. I wouldn't
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    Things nursing school FAILED to tell us

    FranEMTnurse replied to Debbie_LPN's topic in Nursing Humor

    That a doctor will give a medication to a patient who is allergic to that medication, and fortunately the patient was already taking Benadryl, but still wound up getting a super infection in her...
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    Things Patients Have Taught Me NOT To Do

    FranEMTnurse replied to Trixxy's topic in Nursing Humor

    That men will pee in a sink That old women who have been in a nursing home sometimes are very sexual That a blind person can throw a tray at you if you don't let that person know you are about to...
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    Things nursing school FAILED to tell us

    FranEMTnurse replied to Debbie_LPN's topic in Nursing Humor

    That some meds can make you really wacky. For example: Cymbalta can give some people such an up that they yell for attention in inappropriate places like a doctor's office, and Decadron can some...
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    Chart Audits -- I Couldn't Make This Up!

    FranEMTnurse replied to Ruby Vee's topic in Nursing Humor

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    Chart Audits -- I Couldn't Make This Up!

    FranEMTnurse replied to Ruby Vee's topic in Nursing Humor

    Goof for you
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    What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    FranEMTnurse replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

    How very sad. Those puppies didn't even have a chance at
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    What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    FranEMTnurse replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

    :hhmth:I bet that orderly didn't or doesn't yak so much anymore if he's standing at the foot of a bed to assist in a surgical table transfer, and no doubt he wears a mask if asked to do another
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    Older Nursing students

    FranEMTnurse replied to MarieD's topic in General Students

    I graduated nursing school when I was 55. Are you that
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    What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    FranEMTnurse replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

    :hhmth:At least the lady was a good sport about
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    What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    FranEMTnurse replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

    Poor lady.:heartbeat I hope they figured out how to fix her too. Can you imagine how humiliated she must have been? This is why I try to clean my own
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    What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    FranEMTnurse replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

    :rotfl:They should have paid attention. That little bean shaped emesis basin IMHO, is just good enough for spit. I have projectile vomited from my bed all the way into the bathroom entrance. Ya need a...
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    Share Your Funniest Patient Stories...

    FranEMTnurse replied to Trvln Nurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    My kind of personality. I would love to meet someone like her.
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    Have You Had A Strange Reaction To A Drug Administered In The Hospital

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in General Nursing

    I will start. In 2002, I crashed in the ER. My vital signs were bottoming out. I had CHF with septicemia and pneumonia. I was rushed into the trauma room, intubated, and a central line was placed in...