FranEMTnurse CNA, LPN, EMT-I

LTC, CPR instructor, First aid instructor.

I have always loved to help people feel better, and is why I became an EMT and an LPN in 1997

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    Funny things you have said but wish you didn't

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    Did you get feedback from the
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    Confess! Whats the craziest force of habit you've done in the "Real World"

    FranEMTnurse replied to vhern246's topic in Nursing Humor

    I have facial hair that I often shave off. My caregiver placed some VO5 hair conditioner in my hand to rub into my hair, but without thinking, I rubbed it all over my face turning it blue. My...
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    Favorite bumper stickers

    FranEMTnurse replied to beachmom's topic in Nursing Humor

    I saw a one just two days ago on the gas lid to a person's car who lives in the same building as I do. It said Gas prices STINK! What made it funny was that it was where the gentleman placed it. He's...
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    Funny things you have said but wish you didn't

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    That still is very hilarious. Thank you for your misstep in your wording.
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    Things Patients Have Taught Me NOT To Do

    FranEMTnurse replied to Trixxy's topic in Nursing Humor

    DITTO!!:rotfl:
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    What's Your Best Nursing Ghost Story?

    FranEMTnurse replied to steffck's topic in General Nursing

    What a neat experience. I believe a guardian angel was protecting that boy, and was guiding
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    Things Patients Have Taught Me NOT To Do

    FranEMTnurse replied to Trixxy's topic in Nursing Humor

    Now you are one very EXPERIENCED
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    Nursing class Who's Who - for fun

    FranEMTnurse replied to DayDreamin ER CRNP's topic in General Students

    Always on time Most attentive Fastest learner Most practical Always present Always neat Always ready with the correct answer when called on Most cooperative Most
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    Nursing class Who's Who - for fun

    FranEMTnurse replied to DayDreamin ER CRNP's topic in General Students

    Most likely to become an administrator Most likely to become an instructor Most dedicated Best sense of
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    Nursing class Who's Who - for fun

    FranEMTnurse replied to DayDreamin ER CRNP's topic in General Students

    Diane-RN in Michigan, I love your signature. It totally
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    What's Your Best Nursing Ghost Story?

    FranEMTnurse replied to steffck's topic in General Nursing

    This stuff can be addicting can't
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    How about your favorite Old Wives Tales related to health?

    FranEMTnurse replied to NurseyTonyaLPN's topic in Nursing Humor

    When you're pregnant and carrying high and out front you are going to have a boy. I believed that at the time. So when I was pregnant with my second child, I had a boy's name. My baby girl was named...
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    What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    FranEMTnurse replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

    I wish you every bit of success you are able to achieve. I plan on staying on this website for as long as I am able to use a computer. So welcome my
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    A Nursing Exemplar; One New Nurse's Experience

    FranEMTnurse replied to kris5's topic in General Nursing

    This article proves you are a truly dedicated nurse. Thank you so very much for your uplifting story. It was wonderful, and I do believe in the
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    Weirdest nursing thing you've done in "real life"?

    FranEMTnurse replied to mama_d's topic in Nursing Humor

    And although my father forbade me to care for their old German shepherd's wound, when he and the family left one day to go shopping, I filled her deep wound A&D ointment. That ointment healed her...
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    Medical shows...

    FranEMTnurse replied to Jenni811's topic in Nursing Humor

    I miss ER too Miranda. That was my favorite show bar none. I always thought Scrubs was silly and couldn't get into it. I also like forensics, so am fascinated with NCIS, and CSI NY since they really...
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    Medical shows...

    FranEMTnurse replied to Jenni811's topic in Nursing Humor

    I saw the pilot episode. It's more like a murder mystery so far, and the main character diagnoses the cause of death early
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    Medical shows...

    FranEMTnurse replied to Jenni811's topic in Nursing Humor

    Oh yeah, I watch House and Bones
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    Medical shows...

    FranEMTnurse replied to Jenni811's topic in Nursing Humor

    I watch Grey's Anatomy, Private Practice, and any other medical related show that appears on the channels I get which aren't many since I have only the very basic of basic cable channels Comcast...
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    April fools day is coming

    FranEMTnurse replied to mehitabela's topic in Nursing Humor

    Nobody got me on April Fools day, but I got everyone I encountered including my
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    Calling residents affectionate names?

    FranEMTnurse replied to LPNweezy's topic in General Nursing

    I'm not a resident of an LTC facility, but I had a caregiver in the past who used to call me sweetie etc. The last time I talked to her was via a phone call. She was contacting my current caregiver at...
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    How about your favorite Old Wives Tales related to health?

    FranEMTnurse replied to NurseyTonyaLPN's topic in Nursing Humor

    If you suck your fingers, you will get buck
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    Weirdest nursing thing you've done in "real life"?

    FranEMTnurse replied to mama_d's topic in Nursing Humor

    Haha, Me
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    Funniest/strangest dementia patient stories

    FranEMTnurse replied to Angie O'Plasty's topic in Nursing Humor

    I just love those alzheimers
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    What grosses YOU out?

    FranEMTnurse replied to JenTheRN's topic in Nursing Humor

    The stench of purulent Stage 4 decubitus ulcers and snot hanging from one's