FranEMTnurse CNA, LPN, EMT-I

LTC, CPR instructor, First aid instructor.

I have always loved to help people feel better, and is why I became an EMT and an LPN in 1997

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    Wildfires

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in General Nursing

    Thanks for the update, Sjoe. I now feel well informed from one who lives in the line of fire. I heard on the news last night, that one of the victims was a firefighter. How very sad, but good to hear...
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    never did like surprises.....

    FranEMTnurse replied to sanakruz's topic in General Nursing

    Sanakruz, If it's any comfort to you, I was close to death, including having an out-of-body experience 2 years ago. Although it wasn't cancer, it was something just as if not more lethal than cancer....
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    Happy Halloween

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the...
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    Wildfires

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in General Nursing

    Yes, and I saw on the news two days ago that they were going to evacuate all of the small animals anyway.
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    Disability Discrimination

    FranEMTnurse replied to nowplayingEDRN's topic in New York Nursing

    Hang in there girl, DON'T GIVE UP the fight! If the feds can find loopholes, then you can too. GO GET
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    Disability Discrimination

    FranEMTnurse replied to nowplayingEDRN's topic in New York Nursing

    Untamedspirit, I thought of another option for you as well. Did you think about checking with your state BON? I don't think your employer can force you to work night shifts if they trigger your...
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    Stupid things nurses have written or said

    FranEMTnurse replied to lovingangeluk's topic in Nursing Humor

    :rotfl: I like neuks and litrites
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    Most Embarassing Moment Created By Your Kids & Grandchildren

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    Bagladyrn, You certainlly had a cure all. I think my grandchildren need one of
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    Most Embarassing Moment Created By Your Kids & Grandchildren

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    Sharann, You forgot to mention if your visiting relative witnessed an unexpected stream of yellow liquid spewed forth in a fountain-like
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    "Stupid Nurse Tricks"

    FranEMTnurse replied to mistersleepy's topic in Nursing Humor

    Mine fell down more times than I care to mention, and always seemed to be at a restaurant, in church, (where I was also told by the minister's wife that the back of my dress was in my panties). etc,...
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    "Stupid Nurse Tricks"

    FranEMTnurse replied to mistersleepy's topic in Nursing Humor

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    Most Embarassing Moment Created By Your Kids & Grandchildren

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    And by the way, I also had a vision of a woman wearing an open moo moo dress, revealing all she had to a store clerk. Life is just so much
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    Most Embarassing Moment Created By Your Kids & Grandchildren

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    Lesson number 2 How to toilet train your toddler. Place toddler in shopping cart, (make sure you go overtime) go in store, wait to receive selected products, observe toddler as he squats and pees on...
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    "Stupid Nurse Tricks"

    FranEMTnurse replied to mistersleepy's topic in Nursing Humor

    New lesson for today. I'm happy to report I learned how to give a tap water to clear enema today. Make said patient drink two litres of tap water and wait for the patient to
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    Most Embarassing Moment Created By Your Kids & Grandchildren

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    :chuckle The poop or pee pee thing? Although this didn't happen with a child per-se, it did happen with my roommate, (who had the mind of a child,) and our ever so cheerful nurse. Oh my, could my...
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    Most Embarassing Moment Created By Your Kids & Grandchildren

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    My favorite is the, "What's
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    "Stupid Nurse Tricks"

    FranEMTnurse replied to mistersleepy's topic in Nursing Humor

    1. I have learned how to get an old Jewish/Polish lady to say, S--t. 2. I have learned how to get a surgeon annoyed when he asks me to pinch his nose. (Actually pinching his nose instead of pinching...
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    Most Embarassing Moment Created By Your Kids & Grandchildren

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    I definitely know what you mean. I had my sex:imbar education from 5 year olds when I was a school bus
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    Most Embarassing Moment Created By Your Kids & Grandchildren

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    mjlrn97, I love your
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    Most Embarassing Moment Created By Your Kids & Grandchildren

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    :rotfl: :chuckle :roll That's a good one too. The farting incident? That happened to me too. Several years ago, My two daughters and I were in a Pizza Hut with my twin sister and niece. I was...
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    "Stupid Nurse Tricks"

    FranEMTnurse replied to mistersleepy's topic in Nursing Humor

    Recipient, :chair: You, :angryfire Instructor. Did I get it right?
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    "Stupid Nurse Tricks"

    FranEMTnurse replied to mistersleepy's topic in Nursing Humor

    Did she turn an unusual shade or
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    "Stupid Nurse Tricks"

    FranEMTnurse replied to mistersleepy's topic in Nursing Humor

    You've got that right, coffee addict. As it was, the elevator girl got fired on the spot. I'd hate to think what the DON would have done to her if the contents hit her head.:chuckle She probably...
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    "Stupid Nurse Tricks"

    FranEMTnurse replied to mistersleepy's topic in Nursing Humor

    :chuckle
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    "Stupid Nurse Tricks"

    FranEMTnurse replied to mistersleepy's topic in Nursing Humor

    Wahoo, you is off to a great