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    Drs. handwriting - Can you read it well?

    ShelleyERgirl replied to RN2007's topic in General Nursing

    I work in an internal medicine office with a doctor who has quite possibly the worst handwriting in the free world! I think he was an ancient Egyptian in a past life:p We constantly have to ask him...
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    clinic nurses-late patients?? What to do?

    ShelleyERgirl replied to luvbug's topic in General Nursing

    I definitely understand the vent here about late patients! I work in an internal medicine office and we are constantly getting late patients. We try to be understanding in the case of a 5-10 minutes...
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    Buying a bathing suit

    ShelleyERgirl replied to gwenith's topic in Nursing Humor

    :) Isn't that Uniboob effect just sooo sexy? Just one big boob flattened right in the center of your chest? Look for it on the next Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition...yeah
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    Best compliment ever!!

    ShelleyERgirl replied to L&D.RN's topic in Ob/Gyn

    That is so great, bet it turned your whole day around. My first delivery ever when I worked L & D was a crash C section. Beautiful baby boy named Shersingh, (dad was Jordanian air force), the...
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    Best compliment ever!!

    ShelleyERgirl replied to L&D.RN's topic in Ob/Gyn

    That is so great, bet it turned your whole day around. My first delivery ever when I worked L & D was a crash C section. Beautiful baby boy named Shersingh, (dad was Jordanian air force), the...
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    What Freaks You Out?

    ShelleyERgirl replied to JennieBSN's topic in General Nursing

    :rotfl: :rotfl: :roll :roll ....Hilarious! I hate big,green, chunky earwax. I had a patient eat his in front of me once. Still can't look at
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    What Freaks You Out?

    ShelleyERgirl replied to JennieBSN's topic in General Nursing

    :rotfl: :rotfl: :roll :roll ....Hilarious! I hate big,green, chunky earwax. I had a patient eat his in front of me once. Still can't look at
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    "Thats not my patient"

    ShelleyERgirl replied to nurse2002's topic in General Nursing

    I agree with StevieLynn's post about teamwork. I think that if you see something that needs to be done, just do it, whether it is anwering a call light or emptying an overflowing biohazard bag. We...
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    sleeping staff

    ShelleyERgirl replied to night owl's topic in Patient Safety Issues

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    sleeping staff

    ShelleyERgirl replied to night owl's topic in Patient Safety Issues

    I'd say it's pretty d@#n bad it had to even be in the handbook. Give me a
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    What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    ShelleyERgirl replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

    Maybe he needed more energy?
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    Faking It

    ShelleyERgirl replied to l.rae's topic in General Nursing

    Hey guys, I have actually been on both sides of the fence here. I have been diagnosed with temporal lobe seizures since about 1997. However I have been having seizures since 1994 when I was in the...
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    What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    ShelleyERgirl replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

    What?
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    Embarrassing moments?

    ShelleyERgirl replied to canna42's topic in Nursing Humor

    :roll :roll :roll :p I laughed my freakin ass off! OMG, I can just picture the erection er... I mean reaction!
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    Embarrassing moments?

    ShelleyERgirl replied to canna42's topic in Nursing Humor

    :imbar :chuckle When I was brand new to the nursing profession, I was in the Navy stationed in Puerto Rico in the ER. An elderly Puerto Rican dependent wife came in with urinary retension and had to...
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    What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    ShelleyERgirl replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

    ;) That is one BIG scrotum! Makes me wonder, if he lost weight, would he lose it in his scrotum? Hmmm, let's think about that for a minute.... on second thought, let's not go
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    What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    ShelleyERgirl replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

    That is so nasty I almost threw up with the maggots and ear story YUCK! The poor patient not being able to speak and having to suffer with that is so awful. Poor
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    What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    ShelleyERgirl replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

    oh man, I would have been so pissed! ( sorry I just couldn't
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    What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    ShelleyERgirl replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

    :chuckle :rotfl: That is so nasty..........I love
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    Should Nurses attend patient funerals

    ShelleyERgirl replied to Hayden's topic in General Nursing

    :o The only funeral I have ever attended was for a former patient of mine that died of lung ca with brain mets. She was 39 y/o with a nine y/o son. She was very special to me and I often wonder...
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    What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    ShelleyERgirl replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

    Yuck! That totally kicks my earwax story in the a$$ That is definitely the most disgusting thing I've ever heard
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    What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    ShelleyERgirl replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

    Are u kidding? Crowd of darkies??? Where are u from, 1968? That personally offends me and I am not even
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    What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    ShelleyERgirl replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

    Sorry about that jalepeno popper, Furball, be glad I didn't tell you guys about the lady and the poor border collie. Let's just say I don't look at Lassie the same way ever
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    What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    ShelleyERgirl replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

    I've got a gross one. I've worked in an ER and I can handle just about any body fluid (and have) except earwax. Earwax grosses me out. Was working in an ER in Puerto Rico while in the Navy and we had...