ShelleyERgirl LPN

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    You Know You're an Old(er) Nurse If . . .

    ShelleyERgirl replied to hollyvk's topic in General Nursing

    Wow, I would definitely agree and classify that as bizarre, wonder how they came up with that
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    Nursing School Bloopers

    ShelleyERgirl replied to Jabber964's topic in Nursing Humor

    :roll :roll
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    Your Favorite one liner used with patients

    ShelleyERgirl replied to scaredofshots's topic in Nursing Humor

    I once told an ER patient who had asked me if the thermometer probe cover was clean, " No, I am sorry ma'am, we use one for every 10 customers and you are #8"! Well,
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    patient satisfaction

    ShelleyERgirl replied to RNLex's topic in Emergency

    OMG, you actually made me laugh so hard I had root beer just come out of my nose! Not a pleasant
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    ER Nurses. Read This!

    ShelleyERgirl replied to ERERER's topic in Emergency

    Kudos to all ER nurses! Thank you for all you do.
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    Share The Weirdest Reasons Patients Push The Call Light

    ShelleyERgirl replied to RN06-NP09's topic in Nursing Humor

    :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: Maybe that's why they call it "Secret", since you don't remember what it is
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    Personal question: had anyone here had.....

    ShelleyERgirl replied to TazziRN's topic in General Nursing

    I had mine done July of 1994 when I was in the Navy, best thing I have ever done for myself and it only cost me the grand total of $4.75! I had excruciating back pain all the time so it was a big...
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    Atheist or Agnostic?

    ShelleyERgirl replied to firstyearstudent's topic in General Nursing

    Noodley appendage? I thought someone was talking about my ex-boyfriend.
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    You know how ppl ask you stuff b/c they know you're a nurse? This tops it all....

    ShelleyERgirl replied to HappyNurse2005's topic in General Nursing

    umm, can I just
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    You know how ppl ask you stuff b/c they know you're a nurse? This tops it all....

    ShelleyERgirl replied to HappyNurse2005's topic in General Nursing

    :rotfl: :rotfl: :roll :roll :rotfl: OMG, I almost fell off my chair laughing, too
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    Share Your Funniest Patient Stories...

    ShelleyERgirl replied to Trvln Nurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    Oh man, that is one classy
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    Nurses and Nursing Students: what was/is your biggest pet peeve in nursing school?

    ShelleyERgirl replied to GrnHonu99's topic in General Nursing

    Oh man, you aren't even kidding, preach on, preach
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    To everyone on All Nurses

    ShelleyERgirl replied to wrmbreeze's topic in General Nursing

    Don't leave wrmbreeze! As you have discovered, this board is an invaluable support system and personally it has saved my sanity recently. Everyone on here is a credit to it in some way or another...
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    What to do when U know others are cheating...(in classes)

    ShelleyERgirl replied to KBnursestudent's topic in General Nursing

    I say turn them in, like someone else posted, if you know they are cheating and don't do anything about it, you could get in trouble too. Besides, if they are stupid enough to brag about it( ), then...
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    Navy Recruit needs advice!

    ShelleyERgirl replied to PhilRoman's topic in Government, Military

    Calfax, you have gotta go in recruiting sweetie! As a former HM, I definitely gotta agree. The only thing I would say is if you want CRNA and don't want to go to college right away, I would go for...
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    What is your biggest nursing pet peeve?

    ShelleyERgirl replied to ferfer's topic in General Nursing

    :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: Sorry, I was just picturing ZZ Topp strolling the hallways looking for patients to
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    New Grad Reality Shock

    ShelleyERgirl replied to ferfer's topic in General Nursing

    Hallelujah! You mean I don't have to fold the washcloth into four cute little squares? yea, I almost failed my bedbath check off because I couldn't grasp that technique, not to mention the fact that...
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    What is your biggest nursing pet peeve?

    ShelleyERgirl replied to ferfer's topic in General Nursing

    :rotfl: :rotfl: Don't you just looove
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    BSN's vs. Community college

    ShelleyERgirl replied to cottoncandyclouds's topic in Diploma, ADN, BSN

    RnMaven, thank you for your post, it totally explained the situation in a non-judgemental,non-confrontational way and that is truly refreshing... I am currently an ADN student (graduate in 6/05) and...
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    Advice 4 joinin navy as medical corpsman

    ShelleyERgirl replied to soon2Bnavy's topic in Government, Military

    I know you weren't trying to offend me, I sorry I jumped down your throat, I am in nursing school right now and am constantly trying to explain to my fellow students and my instructors that just...
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    Advice 4 joinin navy as medical corpsman

    ShelleyERgirl replied to soon2Bnavy's topic in Government, Military

    As a former hospital corpsman, LD, couldn't agree with you more, hon! Definitely stick to your guns at the MEPs station. As far as the poster who made the nursing assistant comment, maybe you...
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    BSN's vs. Community college

    ShelleyERgirl replied to cottoncandyclouds's topic in Diploma, ADN, BSN

    I am only going to reply to this once: DON'T FEED THE
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    Consequences of Bad Choices

    ShelleyERgirl replied to hbscott's topic in General Nursing

    Thanks HB, I posted before I finished reading. Then, I have to modify my recently modified position( ) and say that I will have to go back to my ol' suspicious mind's original way of thinking! :)...
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    Consequences of Bad Choices

    ShelleyERgirl replied to hbscott's topic in General Nursing

    I would think both in this case, obviously the poor man was not in his right mind or he wouldn't have shot half of his face off and two, I think HB said he wasn't A & O but I might have read it...
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    Consequences of Bad Choices

    ShelleyERgirl replied to hbscott's topic in General Nursing

    That is a really good point, I never thought of that, darn me and my little ol' suspicious mind.... Actually, if this woman is completely innocent, then I would definitely say she has some...