Elvish BSN, DNP, RN, NP

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    Satisfaction from wiping POO? GASP!

    I don't particularly enjoy cleaning up poop, but I do like my patients (adult and newborn) patients to be clean. Most of the adults are continent walkie-talkies and able to do peri-care on their own,...
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    After vaginal birth, recovery!

    It's been my experience that moms tend to find it less painful after the first delivery than after subsequent deliveries as well. There are some nurses who press harder than others, but as a nurse...
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    Australian Home Birth Advocate Dies After Childbirth

    We see bad maternal cases, too, the bad maternal HB transfers. But people die in hospitals, too, and I have seen bad things happen to moms and babies that wouldn't have happened (or wouldn't have been...
  4. First nursing job, had a LOL patient who came in septic from a UTI, and with the help of antibiotics and IVF, perked up. By the time she left she was a&o and looked a thousand times better than...
  5. For what it's worth, I barely cussed at all until I'd been a nurse for about five years, no rap music to blame there. Personally, I believe it depends on context. If I'm with my nurse colleagues, and...
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    Australian Home Birth Advocate Dies After Childbirth

    What do I think? In all seriousness, I think I want to know more. Did she fall into any high-risk category other than age*? Did her midwives suggest a hospital transport at any point? I wonder if it...
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    Gravida para and twins!

    Per the AWHONN definition, para only counts the number of pregnancies. So, when you use the full GTPAL system, it is G1 T1 P0 A0 L2. If it were a 28-week quad delivery and all 4 babies are still...
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    Adoption ethics

    I know people who have adopted babies we've (or they) have taken care of, but both instances were after first-mom was legally no longer in the
  9. Stop getting into relationships with active users while you are in drug rehab. Nothing good came of it the first three
  10. Hard to know, exactly. The timing does seem to make it related to the vaccine, but it seems to be a soft call either way. I will say, only anecdotally, that my daughter got her flu vax at 6mo this...
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    holding legs during pushing

    Some of our L&D nurses think like you do too. "She's a rim, Doc." :) I'm surprised to see no one has mentioned side-lying pushing yet. Obviously not everyone can do it, but in labor I found it a...
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    Duramorph and foley removal...

    I have never had a c/s patient be unable to pee due to Duramorph in 6.5 years, and that's almost exclusively what our sections get. Our orders say to pull the foley in the AM on POD #1, regardless of...
  13. I don't feel guilty. We've had lots of people out on FMLA and but it won't kill mgmt to get their hands dirty and staff the floor. I screen my calls and only call back to say yes if I want
  14. Overheard from my stepfather while at home over the holidays, as I sat on the couch nursing the baby: "Breastfeeding is something that we saw all the time as children. Ask anyone my age [he is over...
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    The OB ICU - Does It Exist?

    There is one in my state as well, I think it is small - under 5 beds. They see stuff like emboli, DIC, PP cardiomyopathy, eclampsia, etc. The ICUs at my hospital have pregnant women in their unit...
  16. I understand if someone doesn't want to breastfeed and I am fine if they don't. I'm the last person to get in someone's face for not breastfeeding. But to my knowledge most cultures around the world...
  17. I am all for it. I firmly believe that if we are (as a culture, not any one individual) going to get over this weird thing we have about breasts equalling sex, it has got to start when kids are Sesame...
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    Who's Afraid of the Big, Bad Psych Patients

    I remember my psych instructor (a fantastic instructor and human being) walking up to someone on our psych unit - a unit I was terrified to be in, as it housed the most ill as they got stabilized on...
  19. Tell me everything you want me to bring you - the first time. I got too much **** to do for you to to decide when I bring you diapers that you need apple juice, and then pads, and oh by the way, can...
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    What's your nursing kryptonite?

    I cannot do eyeballs, ear wax, nor trach sputum. GI Bleed poop I can do but I have to psych myself up for
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    Odd requests

    I had a father ask to take a picture of his baby's first meconium diaper. It was the first and only time I've ever had anyone request that. However, there was a decent reason. He was a veterinarian...
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    Was asked if I was bisexual?!?!?

    Nope, not just a 'STD smear'. Testing for the same cellular changes around the orifice and rectum that might suggest cancer as is done in cervical smears. Not so bogus. :)...
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    Was asked if I was bisexual?!?!?

    Yeah, I agree, it sounds like an inappropriately worded question. Someone could be gay but only having sex with their spouse. Now, I used to work in a community health center with a NP who was the...
  24. My son is 7 and adores his uncle, who also has PTSD from time spent in Afghanistan. I've explained it to him like this: A while back we had tornados rip through our area - very scary. For a long time...
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    Rupture of an unscarred uterus?

    It is pretty rare. I have seen it twice since I've been in this field, and neither had had a previous