emtb2rn BSN, RN, EMT-B

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    Craziest vitals on a person who lived?

    emtb2rn replied to guest64485's topic in General Nursing

    Yep, successful resuscitations seem to have 0, 0/0, 0 charted
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    Nursing and the supernatural

    emtb2rn replied to nursingaround1's topic in General Nursing

    Never considered it as I don't believe in ghosts as they are an extension of the concept of everlasting life which is in turn a concept propagated by organized religion as a means of controlling the...
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    Jacob Rockstar-RN Psych Nurse Action Figure

    emtb2rn replied to Davey Do's topic in Psychiatric

    BONNNNGGGG!!!!!! I've been little alberted. I need a head spin and some
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    Nursing and the supernatural

    emtb2rn replied to nursingaround1's topic in General Nursing

    Ya know, if there was actually anything to the supernatural thing, those of us in the er & units would be tripping over ghosts and slamming doors and such. Be really hard to get any work
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    The Truth About Nursing

    emtb2rn replied to LorieStesk's topic in General Nursing

    "I guess i picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue." Now back to da trufe bout nursing. "Over and
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    Jacob Rockstar-RN Psych Nurse Action Figure

    emtb2rn replied to Davey Do's topic in Psychiatric

    Squids are shiny,
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    Tell me what nurse does not get this one....

    emtb2rn replied to CrunchBerries's topic in General Nursing

    Electrical tape holds better than duct when wet. Gorilla glue on hand at all times. 5x9 abdominal pads work for wounds as well as emergency feminine hygiene supply when in backcountry. Can wait a few...
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    Open mouth, insert foot...

    emtb2rn replied to Christy1019's topic in General Nursing

    So, I ask my tech to go check on a pt, see if he provided a urine sample & make sure he's on the stretcher, not the floor. She comes back, I ask how he was and she replies, "semi-erect". We had...
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    Quit during orientation

    emtb2rn replied to Themostsupreme's topic in General Students

    Batter
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    Why don't you just read the chart?

    emtb2rn replied to Guest219794's topic in Patient, Colleague Relations

    We call report when the bed is ready. If that's shift change, so be it. Ambulances and walk-ins to the er don't stop because we have shift
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    Report: Where do you work and what do you want to know

    emtb2rn replied to Oh'Ello's topic in General Nursing

    ER here. All y'all are spot on on what you want to know regarding the pt i'm about to send you. We do a faxed sbar (except the unit which is still phoned) and i write all over the sbar. I get that...
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    You should know better

    emtb2rn replied to adventure_rn's topic in General Nursing

    My comments about the tos regarding my potty mouth violate the tos. Wavey to siri. Hi
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    You should know better

    emtb2rn replied to adventure_rn's topic in General Nursing

    The low average speed is because I patrol so we also ski
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    Open mouth, insert foot...

    emtb2rn replied to Christy1019's topic in General Nursing

    Like thatnurse1, i have also misidentified folks - wife, not daughter; wife, not mother; mother, not wife; girlfriend, not wife. I have made it a rule to ask who everyone is "just so i know the...
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    You should know better

    emtb2rn replied to adventure_rn's topic in General Nursing

    Not dead, just went home.... "Fear & loathing in las vegas" - my college
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    You should know better

    emtb2rn replied to adventure_rn's topic in General Nursing

    I drive fast. Really fast when in our car designed to go really fast and i can find a porsche driver to antagonize into a game of "go fast". And i ski really fast as
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    Case study - what would you do?

    emtb2rn replied to Lev's topic in General Nursing

    How many energy drinks did he have that
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    Jacob Rockstar-RN Psych Nurse Action Figure

    emtb2rn replied to Davey Do's topic in Psychiatric

    Nope. But i did get to go jules winnfield for a bit. Will try again next
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    Case study - what would you do?

    emtb2rn replied to Lev's topic in General Nursing

    Chest pain start mid-sternal & go to shoulder? Go w/dranger's plan & add pericarditis to differential. What's the ekg look
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    What would you do in this situation? (If you know it all ;) )

    emtb2rn replied to Emergent's topic in Emergency

    Give the lasix. Labs will be back before she starts peeing. Correct k as
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    Jacob Rockstar-RN Psych Nurse Action Figure

    emtb2rn replied to Davey Do's topic in Psychiatric

    My mission today is to work the word "askhole" into a
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    Nurses, how do you view your job?

    emtb2rn replied to 8*P23J's topic in General Nursing

    The whole "nursing is a calling" concept always strikes me as sanctimonious with a soupçon of self righteous snobbery drizzled on
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    Article: Paramedics equal to RNs

    emtb2rn replied to SummitRN's topic in Nursing Professionalism

    BR157, Are you an RN, a nursing student or what with respect to nursing? Just trying to figure out where the chip on your shoulder comes
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    What I learned this week (6/27)...

    emtb2rn replied to ixchel's topic in General Nursing

    That the hillbenders put out a kickass bluegrass cover of tommy. Yep, hillbilly
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    Don't like to clean pee & poop: Can I still be a nurse?

    emtb2rn replied to Nurse Beth's topic in Career Advice Column

    If you think urine & feces smell bad, just wait for necrosis & fromunda