emtb2rn BSN, RN, EMT-B

Emergency

Member

  • Content

    2,942

  • Visitors

    32,565

  • Followers

    0

  • Likes

    1,137

All Content by emtb2rn

  1. emtb2rn

    This week, I learned (7/18).....

    emtb2rn replied to ixchel's topic in General Nursing

    I learned that chipmunks think the screen door is always latched and it's safe to tease the cat. Well it wasn't. 12 lb bengal gunslinger went medieval on that chipmunk. Still finding
  2. emtb2rn

    Jacob Rockstar-RN Psych Nurse Action Figure

    emtb2rn replied to Davey Do's topic in Psychiatric

    If you really want to check out mark & howie, download their classic "illegal, immoral and fattening" album. From right after they toured with
  3. emtb2rn

    Jacob Rockstar-RN Psych Nurse Action Figure

    emtb2rn replied to Davey Do's topic in Psychiatric

    Sitting downtown in a railway
  4. emtb2rn

    Negotiating schedule as student nurse

    emtb2rn replied to PocketSize's topic in Patient Care Technician, Assistants

    Most of the techs in my er are in nursing school. Their work schedule is based around their class schedule. That's how my manager does it because guess who we hire when they pass the boards? 😀...
  5. emtb2rn

    But all the Nurse is doing is sitting down. Why cant the help?

    emtb2rn replied to downsouthlaff's topic in General Nursing

    Of course. Noadls has management written all over him.
  6. emtb2rn

    You should know better

    emtb2rn replied to adventure_rn's topic in General Nursing

    If i'm going that far, i
  7. emtb2rn

    "To BSN or Not to BSN That is the question." Should BSN be minimal requirement?

    emtb2rn replied to nurseactivist's topic in Diploma, ADN, BSN

    "Same old, rat in a drain ditch, caught on a limb You know better but I know him Like I told you, what I said Steal your face right off your
  8. emtb2rn

    Esme welcome back!!!!

    emtb2rn replied to emtb2rn's topic in General Nursing

    It was the red jello. Welcome back
  9. emtb2rn

    I give in, I'm a COB

    emtb2rn replied to Emergent's topic in General Nursing

    The schwartz is strong in that one. As another 2nd career rn, i arrived pretty
  10. emtb2rn

    Am I the only one that's done this?

    emtb2rn replied to Trama_junky's topic in General Nursing

    Nope. I prefer to be opposite of the business
  11. emtb2rn

    Your worst nightmare (Part deux)

    emtb2rn replied to canigraduate's topic in General Nursing

    My nightmare is unsuccessful peds codes. I still tear up remembering some of them. And every once in a while i get the dreams. Which suck because i relive those
  12. emtb2rn

    Lucky he was constipated, or he'd be dead

    emtb2rn replied to adventure_rn's topic in General Nursing

    Yeah, happens a lot. We call it " oh, by the way" in my facility. Always a head
  13. emtb2rn

    Do you get sick a lot working in the hospital

    emtb2rn replied to Infofreak411's topic in General Nursing

    My mrsa is jealous of everything. But seriously, no, I never get anything thats lasts more than 12 hours. Wash your hands ( before you pee). Don't touch your
  14. emtb2rn

    What was the MOST ridiculous thing a patient came to the ER for?

    emtb2rn replied to JUSTYSMOM's topic in Emergency

    Did they bring a sample in a take-out soup
  15. emtb2rn

    You should know better

    emtb2rn replied to adventure_rn's topic in General Nursing

    Rocca di castognoli classico '11. Unbelievably good chianti. Buy a case now. Thank me
  16. emtb2rn

    Your worst nightmare

    emtb2rn replied to nursingaround1's topic in General Nursing

    I almost put in a comment that violated so many components of the TOS, I violated the TOS simply by thinking about it. It would've been really funny
  17. emtb2rn

    Jacob Rockstar-RN Psych Nurse Action Figure

    emtb2rn replied to Davey Do's topic in Psychiatric

    There is no bullying in nj. Just ask our governor, who is singlehandedly keeping jacob rockstar rn in
  18. emtb2rn

    Craziest vitals on a person who lived?

    emtb2rn replied to guest64485's topic in General Nursing

    In the er we often get hypoglycemics with an fsbs of "low", which
  19. emtb2rn

    Nurses, how do you view your job?

    emtb2rn replied to 8*P23J's topic in General Nursing

    Really? And exactly how could you tell the
  20. emtb2rn

    You should know better

    emtb2rn replied to adventure_rn's topic in General Nursing

    Not quite a castle, but here ya
  21. emtb2rn

    So excited to officially join the Nurses forum

    emtb2rn replied to SopranoKris's topic in General Nursing

    Welcome to the rest of the world. I assume we'll see you over in the er forum in about 2 years? The dark side
  22. emtb2rn

    Jacob Rockstar-RN Psych Nurse Action Figure

    emtb2rn replied to Davey Do's topic in Psychiatric

    Yo Farawyn, how you doin? We got a problem here? If you wanna step outside to talk things over, that's fine by me. However, while I live in Jersey, I am not from
  23. emtb2rn

    First Job. Nervous.

    emtb2rn replied to gemmi999's topic in Emergency

    As noted above, er nursing is a team sport and you will never be alone. Nervous is good for a new grad. Not nervous for a new grad makes experienced nurses
  24. emtb2rn

    ER nurses a different 'type' than others?

    emtb2rn replied to Madigan's topic in Emergency

    ER is by the book as well. That book is Sheehy's. We don't wing it in the ER. Everything we do is carefully thought out. We just do our thinking very quickly or simply subconsciously (i.e.,...
  25. emtb2rn

    Jacob Rockstar-RN Psych Nurse Action Figure

    emtb2rn replied to Davey Do's topic in Psychiatric

    We could all become action figures. This place does 3-D moldings that are incredibly detailed & lifelike. $175 per figure. DOOB-3D USA | Step Into