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  1. Alternative meds? You'll never believe this one!!

    klhs replied to darla80's topic in Nursing Humor

    What about using Vicks vapor rub for nail fungus and gray (duct) tape to get rid of

  2. Share Your Saying

    klhs replied to angelique777's topic in Nursing Humor

    1) Life isn't like a box of chocolates, it's more like a jar of jalapenos you never know what's going to burn your a**. 2) I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go...

  3. New stress management technique

    klhs posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    Just in case you have had or are having a bad day, here is a stress management technique recommended in all the latest psychological texts. The funny thing is it really works. 1. Picture yourself...

  4. So this is how politics work....

    klhs posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    A six-year-old boy goes to his dad and asks: "What is Politics?" Dad says: "Well son...let me explain it to you this way: I'm the head of the family... so call me The President. Your mother is the...

  5. Cried (I mean BAWLED) all the way home from Memphis

    klhs replied to LPNalmost!'s topic in NCLEX Exam, Programs

    i felt the same way when i passed the nclex with 85 questions....and 10 years ago, we still had to wait the 2 weeks to get the results in the

  6. Cried (I mean BAWLED) all the way home from Memphis

    klhs replied to LPNalmost!'s topic in NCLEX Exam, Programs

    i felt the same way when i passed the nclex with 85 questions....and 10 years ago, we still had to wait the 2 weeks to get the results in the

  7. What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    klhs replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

    ]Cant believe I have been sitting here reading this ENTIRE thread for the past 2 hours! I kept thinking "one more page and I will go to bed"... dang it ... the one more page soon became the LAST...

  8. What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    klhs replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

    ]Cant believe I have been sitting here reading this ENTIRE thread for the past 2 hours! I kept thinking "one more page and I will go to bed"... dang it ... the one more page soon became the LAST...

  9. Things I've learned....

    klhs posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    i've learned- that you can do something in an instant that will give you heartache for life. i've learned- that it's taking me a long time to become the person i want to be. i've learned- that you...

  10. Sunday morning funny....

    klhs posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather...

  11. Didja ever wonder???

    klhs posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    didja ever wonder??? 1. ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little bottles of evian water? try spelling evian backwards: naive *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 2. isn't...

  12. Red Neck Love Poem

    klhs posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    red neck love poem susie lee done fell in love; she planned to marry joe. she was so happy 'bout it all she told her pappy so. pappy told her, "susie gal, you'll have to find another. i'd just...

  13. Blonde joke... no offense!

    klhs posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    possibly the best blonde joke ever!!!!!!!!!!!!! a blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum deodorant. the pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman they don't sell...

  14. ~Today~

    klhs posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    ~today~ today, when i awoke, i suddenly realized that this is the best day of my life, ever! there were times when i wondered if i would make it to today... but i did! and because i did, i'm going...

  15. Divorce & Nursing

    klhs replied to NorthStar's topic in General Nursing

    I have been divorced for 2 years following 16 years of marriage...no it was not an easy decision to make, but it is one I do not regret! I didnt get married with the attitude of "if it doesnt work we...

  16. Words to Live By

    klhs posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    Words to Live By Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue. Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them. Always read stuff that will...

  17. cath lab humor

    klhs replied to cathlabnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    hope ya like this one too.... what happens to cardiologists when they take viagra?? they grow taller!!!!!!!!! :chuckle

  18. Great truths of life...

    klhs posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT LIFE THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED: 1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats. 2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair. 3) If your...

  19. Gentle Thoughts

    klhs posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    Gentle Thoughts 1. Birds of a feather flock together and poop on your car. 2. There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. For example I am sitting here thinking how nice...

  20. Anyway

    klhs posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    Anyway People are unreasonable, illogical, and self-centered - LOVE THEM ANYWAY If you do good, people will accuse you of selfish, ulterior motives - DO GOOD ANYWAY If you are successful, you win...

  21. any nurses out there who LOVE their jobs?

    klhs replied to pie123's topic in General Nursing

    I too love my job and have been asked many times what occupation I would choose if I wasnt a nurse.... well I cant picture myself being anything other than a nurse! I have worked in LTC, family...

  22. Just for smiles....

    klhs posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    The virtue of love isn't finding the perfect person, but by loving the imperfect person perfectly. True love doesn't have a happy ending, it simply doesn't end. If God brings you to it, He will...

  23. New idea for blood transfusions....

    klhs posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    Blood Transfusions The American Medical Association researchers have made a remarkable discovery. It seems that some patients needing blood transfusions may benefit from receiving chicken blood...

  24. New idea for blood transfusions....

    klhs replied to klhs's topic in Nursing Humor

    Thanks pookie! and as for you David... I think maybe you already received a dose!???

  25. Just for smiles....

    klhs replied to klhs's topic in Nursing Humor

    The virtue of love isn't finding the perfect person, but by loving the imperfect person perfectly. True love doesn't have a happy ending, it simply doesn't end. These are my favorites....plus the...