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What about using Vicks vapor rub for nail fungus and gray (duct) tape to get rid of warts???

1) Life isn't like a box of chocolates, it's more like a jar of jalapenos you never know what's going to burn your a**. 2) I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by. 3) Tell me what you need, and I'll tell...

Just in case you have had or are having a bad day, here is a stress management technique recommended in all the latest psychological texts. The funny thing is it really works. 1. Picture yourself near a stream. 2. Birds are softly chirping in the ...

A six-year-old boy goes to his dad and asks: "What is Politics?" Dad says: "Well son...let me explain it to you this way: I'm the head of the family... so call me The President. Your mother is the administrator of the money... so we call her The Gov...

i felt the same way when i passed the nclex with 85 questions....and 10 years ago, we still had to wait the 2 weeks to get the results in the mail!

i felt the same way when i passed the nclex with 85 questions....and 10 years ago, we still had to wait the 2 weeks to get the results in the mail!

]Cant believe I have been sitting here reading this ENTIRE thread for the past 2 hours! I kept thinking "one more page and I will go to bed"... dang it ... the one more page soon became the LAST page!

]Cant believe I have been sitting here reading this ENTIRE thread for the past 2 hours! I kept thinking "one more page and I will go to bed"... dang it ... the one more page soon became the LAST page!

Once again I apologize guys.... Understanding Men! Here we go... 1. The nice men are ugly. 2. The handsome men are not nice. 3. The handsome and nice men are gay. 4. The handsome, nice, heterosexual men are married. 5. The men who are not so handsom...

i've learned- that you can do something in an instant that will give you heartache for life. i've learned- that it's taking me a long time to become the person i want to be. i've learned- that you should always leave loved ones with loving words....

Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a hea...

didja ever wonder??? 1. ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little bottles of evian water? try spelling evian backwards: naive *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 2. isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a ...

red neck love poem susie lee done fell in love; she planned to marry joe. she was so happy 'bout it all she told her pappy so. pappy told her, "susie gal, you'll have to find another. i'd just as soon yo' ma don't know, but joe is yo' half br...

possibly the best blonde joke ever!!!!!!!!!!!!! a blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum deodorant. the pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman they don't sell rectum deodorant, and never have. unfazed, the bl...

~today~ today, when i awoke, i suddenly realized that this is the best day of my life, ever! there were times when i wondered if i would make it to today... but i did! and because i did, i'm going to celebrate! today, i'm going to celebrate what a...

I have been divorced for 2 years following 16 years of marriage...no it was not an easy decision to make, but it is one I do not regret! I didnt get married with the attitude of "if it doesnt work we can just get a divorce", that is the last thing I...

Words to Live By Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue. Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them. Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it. ...

hope ya like this one too.... what happens to cardiologists when they take viagra?? they grow taller!!!!!!!!! :chuckle :roll

GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT LIFE THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED: 1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats. 2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair. 3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch...

Gentle Thoughts 1. Birds of a feather flock together and poop on your car. 2. There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt. 3. When I'm feel...

Anyway People are unreasonable, illogical, and self-centered - LOVE THEM ANYWAY If you do good, people will accuse you of selfish, ulterior motives - DO GOOD ANYWAY If you are successful, you win false friends and true enemies - SUCCEED ANYWAY The...

I too love my job and have been asked many times what occupation I would choose if I wasnt a nurse.... well I cant picture myself being anything other than a nurse! I have worked in LTC, family practice, hospitals, and currently in a cardiology cli...

The virtue of love isn't finding the perfect person, but by loving the imperfect person perfectly. True love doesn't have a happy ending, it simply doesn't end. If God brings you to it, He will bring you through it! I wasn't Kissing him, I was jus...

Blood Transfusions The American Medical Association researchers have made a remarkable discovery. It seems that some patients needing blood transfusions may benefit from receiving chicken blood rather than human blood. It tends to make the men cocky...

Thanks pookie! and as for you David... I think maybe you already received a dose!??? lol....