donmurray

donmurray

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  1. "Warm and fuzzy" nurses

    Excellent! Globally accurate
  2. Funny things patients say !

    One confused older gentleman, with a memory span measured in seconds, fixed on me as I was trying to catch up with some paperwork. After asking several times when the next bus was due, and being told...
  3. Pain scale (Rated R)!!!

    Wonderful! roflmao! Is that called fine tuning the accuracy? Don.
  4. bricklayer's accident report - very funny!

    Anyone heard of Gerard Hoffnung? Wit and raconteur, he first told this story to the Oxford Union, around the late 1950's. Other such tales include Letters from Tyrolean Landlords("there is a French...
  5. bricklayer's accident report - very funny!

    That reminds me, just last week, I read an incident form from a colleague, which ran; "Whilst assisting washing and dressing Mr. K......, with Nurse Smith, who has a history of aggressive...