Hannahbanana BSN, MSN

Physiology, CM, consulting, nsg edu, LNC, COB

Knows a thing or two because she’s seen a thing or two.

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    HELLLLLLLOOOOO, Retirement !

    Y'all don't remember me but I was active here years ago under another name. Many of the above names were kind to me, including DaveyDo, Ilg, caliotter, Esme (RIP), Viva, and others. Now I'm ratcheting...
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    Having A Nurse As A Patient

    I've been dealing c some painful health issues lately... and with COVID, an aging beloved spouse, an abusive child, death of a beloved pet, and the general issues surrounding a certain public figure...
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    Wilderness Medicine

    NOLS and SOLO welcome anybody to their wilderness first responder, wilderness first aid, and higher classes. I took them routinely (first, then to recert) for years when I was more likely to be out in...
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    Heparin Error

    You feel better by learning a few things. 1) Heparin flush is usually 10 units/cc. How many units per hour do people getting heparinized usually get? Yes, hundreds. So no, no harm done except...
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    Why are so many nurses against unions?

    They count on nurses to say that. And you can count on the fact that the hospital likes it too, because the only thing that keeps them at the bargaining table is money. They know WELL in advance when...
  6. 1) Find out from an informed source as to whether that contract is, in fact, enforceable. "My sister-in-law says" or "The last travel nurse we had here told me" are not current or informed. Find out...
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    Low Stress Specialties

    If you are getting your BSN then look into cardiac/pulmonary rehab. Your tele experience will be a BIG plus. Nice hours, no weekends or shifts, fun atmosphere. Worth waiting for,
  8. Many states used to allow nursing students to sit LPN boards after their first year of school. I'm not sure there are many left that do that. Scope of practice re IV starts, hanging blood,...
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    Group chats and cheating?

    Peer pressure is not a synonym for passive aggression, which is what it sounds like your dean was doing. However, the sort of peer pressure that comes from group expectations for good behaviors can be...
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    Group chats and cheating?

    I said nothing to give offense. I meant to communicate that sooner or later (or sooner!) faculty do know when there's cheating going on (factual statement). Kudos for the anti-cheating measures you...
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    CNA vs Phlebotomy

    When you're a competent phlebotomist, that's great. But that's all. A competent CNA sees and learns so much more than that, and has a MUCH greater advantage when starting actual clinical
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    Group chats and cheating?

    See, that's the thing about this. You are precisely right: Cheaters hurt only themselves. Faculty DO know it goes on, DO know who's doing it, and DO know that you can't cheat on NCLEX or a proctored...
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    Do pH nurses change their title to doctors?

    Yes. MDs and DOs are physicians, DNPs and DNSc are nurses, DPT are physical therapists, and so on. They are all properly called
  14. You're not going to like this, but the program I taught in was wary about LPNs. We had to work twice as hard with them to unlearn the "I know how to do everything an RN does, I just need the...
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    Group chats and cheating?

    When I taught students, I was like most faculty who knew full-well that students would, um, collaborate. Has ever been thus. So I told my students that since more than many, nursing is a...
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    Lost job over HIPAA violation

    Because the way the law is written, the institution is responsible for seeing that its training in HIPAA is effective with all its
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    What to charge for chart review/opinion?

    Read carefully. She hasn't done any kind of legal work but was contacted to provide expert opinion in her clinical specialty. You don't have to hold any credential as a legal nurse consultant...
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    Fees

    I find that a lot of new LNCs have a moderate case of imposter syndrome, I.e., the idea that they are just novices, not really experts worth more money than they earned as staff. I started a long time...
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  20. Goodness. I'm certainly not working in a hospital anymore, knees wouldn't stand for it. It totally shocks me to hear myself saying {assuming a stereotyped quavery voice here} "In my day ..."...
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    Be honest, when do you start working on your CEUs?

    I always believed the object of requiring evidence of continuing education relevant to nursing for continued licensure was to elevate nursing practice. That's good for your career. Just me,
  22. Hell, I'm old enough to remember when there was a big jug of Valium on the shelf in the med
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    Be honest, when do you start working on your CEUs?

    I attend at about two annual forums for my professional orgs, and with a couple of local offerings that's more than enough to recert my license and my q5yr certs. Most of my CEs are countable for...
  24. I made multiple copies on hot pink paper and had them notarized (took about fifteen minutes with a free notary at our bank). I had them put it in the front of the chart so it was easy to find ("If you...