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  1. More info on EMTALA

    kennedyj replied to at your cervix's topic in Ob/Gyn

    It is important to know that active labor isn't defined by having contractions alone. There needs to be cervical change. When a woman in labor comes in, we do a 20 minute NST, check her cervix and may...

  2. Are masturbation jokes allowed?

    kennedyj replied to JoanieRN's topic in Nursing Humor

    Tell him to suck on her boobs it will stimulate

  3. What my DON said about getting rid of LPN's

    kennedyj replied to Future LPN Sheryl's topic in General Nursing

    hi, I have yet to see a bridge program from LPN to RN. I am suprised they do not have one. Most nursing schools will waive the nursing fundamentals course if you are an LPN but this is only one...

  4. What my DON said about getting rid of LPN's

    kennedyj replied to Future LPN Sheryl's topic in General Nursing

    hi, I have yet to see a bridge program from LPN to RN. I am suprised they do not have one. Most nursing schools will waive the nursing fundamentals course if you are an LPN but this is only one...

  5. Any takers? Supressed sexual frustrations of husbands of Nurses...

    kennedyj replied to Chellyse's topic in General Nursing

    I get an overall impression that Damon is not comfortable with his wife in a professional role. Maybe there is some distrust or jealousy. It appears he has a good profession and wants to be a sole...

  6. What Freaks You Out?

    kennedyj replied to JennieBSN's topic in General Nursing

    I have always been quite partial to fishing through larger lady partsl blood clots looking for placenta fragments..

  7. What Freaks You Out?

    kennedyj replied to JennieBSN's topic in General Nursing

    One thing that freaked me out was after we coded an 80 y/o woman for about 30 minutes without any hope or response. Time of death was called. Another nurse and I were cleaning up the body and getting...

  8. 2 tube stethoscopes vs. single tubed stethoscopes

    kennedyj replied to Kimmiesmom94's topic in General Nursing

    yep. Trash the double tube - they suck!! Get the Littman. I used the cardiology II in school and it worked great. you can get a cheap one on ebay.com also. Probably less than estethescopes. Jared [...

  9. Funny Names for Nurses

    kennedyj replied to randomnamees's topic in Nursing Humor

    hi, I don't know any medical professionals with odd names but there were two teachers in High school who had husbands with a good one English teachers 1 . Mrs Offutt whos husband Jack 2. Mrs Peters...

  10. Female catheter oop's that hurts me! And I am not female!

    kennedyj replied to jamistlc's topic in Nursing Humor

    Tell him not to feel too bad. One night I was obtaining a sterile catch specimen from a red robin cath. The lady had delivered an infant a few hours before and was very swollen. I had probably placed...

  11. 10 things you say at work lay people could get arrested for

    kennedyj replied to sharann's topic in Nursing Humor

    Can't stop