Millerdawn2

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1. Caption Contest

   Millerdawn2 replied to allnurses's topic in General Nursing

   The voices in my head always know just the right thing to say on a busy day.

2. Fill In The Blank...

   Millerdawn2 replied to allnurses's topic in General Nursing

   I didn't think that thing still worked.

3. Create Your Own Meme

   Millerdawn2 replied to allnurses's topic in General Nursing

   When you ask the can for an extra bed pan because you need a bowl for your lunch.

4. Patients Say the Darnedest Things

   Millerdawn2 replied to allnurses's topic in General Nursing

   I had to straight cath a patient one time for a urine test and I told him I'll try to be quick and gentle and he said " Oh don't worry, this is nothing. In the army all I heard was bend over". Lol I turned bright red.

5. Choose Your Favorite TV Nurse

   Millerdawn2 replied to allnurses's topic in General Nursing

   Nurse Jackie. Even though she had her problems she was a damn good nurse lol

6. Favorite Motivational Quote

   Millerdawn2 replied to allnurses's topic in General Nursing

   Cold hands warm heart. My favorite saying because my patients always complain about my cold hands.

7. Doctors Say the Darnedest Things

   Millerdawn2 replied to allnurses's topic in General Nursing

   I work in a dementia unit and one of the physicians was looking at a patient who appeared to have an extra set of testicles. The physician said not to worry " you can never have to many balls" OMG