Jessicajv87

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1. BONUS: Nurses Week Meme Contest

   Jessicajv87 replied to allnurses's topic in General Nursing

   OMG I'm super excited it's my first day as a nurse!

2. Fill In The Blank...

   Jessicajv87 replied to allnurses's topic in General Nursing

   would you like to have a ménage à trois with me and my wife?

3. Caption Contest

   Jessicajv87 replied to allnurses's topic in General Nursing

   Yep!!! I knew it, I was right all this time!

4. Patients Say the Darnedest Things

   Jessicajv87 replied to allnurses's topic in General Nursing

   First day of being a nurse I was asked to put in a male catheter and when I went to inform the patient he said,"Good Luck hunny, their isn't much there to grab onto." I had no words to say and I'm sure I turned as red as a tomato.

5. Choose Your Favorite TV Nurse

   Jessicajv87 replied to allnurses's topic in General Nursing

   "I don't have a thing for doctors, I have a thing for drugs." -Nurse Jackie

6. Create Your Own Meme

   Jessicajv87 replied to allnurses's topic in General Nursing

   Well I sure did a lot in 12hours with my doctors stethoscope!

7. Favorite Motivational Quote

   Jessicajv87 replied to allnurses's topic in General Nursing

   .....But did you die?

8. Doctors Say the Darnedest Things

   Jessicajv87 replied to allnurses's topic in General Nursing

   I work in Labor and Delivery and we were in the middle of a vaginal delivery when all of a sudden the woman has a bowel movement and it falls right to the floor and the intern doctor said, "well that's a golden nugget!"