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Patients Say the Darnedest Things

whotakethmycoke replied to allnurses's topic in General Nursing

I'm on babysitting duty for a loud, but gregarious guy who came in ETOH and I hear this exchange during a physician's assessment: Doctor: So, what brings you to the hospital today? Patient: I need help. MD: With what? Pt: Schizophrenia. MD: Do you ta...