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Prison Or Work

When you think about the differences between work and prison, maybe prison isn't so bad...

IN PRISON.......You spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.

AT WORK........You spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.

IN PRISON.......You get three meals a day.

AT WORK........You get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it.

IN PRISON.......You get time off for good behaviour.

AT WORK........You get rewarded for good behaviour with more work.

IN PRISON.......A guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.

AT WORK........You must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself.

IN PRISON........You can watch TV and play games.

AT WORK.........You get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON.......You get your own toilet.

AT WORK........You have to share.

IN PRISON.......They allow your family and friends to visit.

AT WORK........You cannot even speak to your family and friends.

IN PRISON.......All expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required.

AT WORK........You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from you salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON.......You spend most of your life looking through bars from inside wanting to get out.

AT WORK........You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON......There are wardens who are often sadistic.

AT WORK.......They are called supervisors.

IN PRISON.......You have unlimited time to read e-mail jokes.

AT WORK........You get fired if you get caught.

NOW GET BACK TO WORK!

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Your post got a chuckle out of me! The best solution is to be born with a silver spoon in the mouth, or marry a rich person!

Sure don't ever want to work in a prison if I lose even my sense of humour. :stone

That was cute... thanx for posting it ! :chuckle

:rotfl:

:rotfl: Ok... I thought it was funny.

I just had to edit this to add that I work in corrections, so I totally see the humor in this.

I thought it was funny, Thanks. Some people just can't take a joke.

Most people who are in jail and I do emphasize "most" not "all" people that are in jail because they belong there and I do not feel sorry for them. They cost us alot of money to keep their butts fed, educated and healthy. They are doing much better than many of our homeless and that's really shameful.

I think a week or so at Camp Cupcake might be a nice break. :rotfl:

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