Perfect Excuses To Give Your Boss When You Don't Want To Go To Work!

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i received this in an email this morning. couldn't resist sharing it here!:chuckle

a woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well.

"what's the matter?" ask her boss

"i have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak

voice.

"what the hell is anal glaucoma?" ask her boss

"i can't see my orifice coming into work today." :rotfl:

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i received this in an email this morning. couldn't resist sharing it here!:chuckle

a woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well.

"what's the matter?" ask her boss

"i have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak

voice.

"what the hell is anal glaucoma?" ask her boss

"i can't see my orifice coming into work today." :rotfl:

that is too funny. i wish i could have used that excuse when my boss came to my front door a few days ago asking me would i work the 11-7 shift for her

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That is too funny. I wish i could have used that excuse when my boss came to my front door a few days ago asking me would I work the 11-7 shift for her

Your boss came to your front door???????? What nerve! That's not allowed, is it? Does that happen often? Do you permit her to do that? Wow!

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lol, too funny... :chuckle

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