Out of the mouths of babes

[madwife2002]

My dd is almost 6 yrs old and we had some visitors from home (Manchester) and we were driving along discussing my friends decision to become a Vegetarian, and if she missed meat.

My dd was in the back with 'the Grandfather' listening to our conversation.

The Grandfather" said "Abby are you a Vegetarian?"

In a very indignant American Voice she shouted ' No I am not a vegetarian, I am an Englishman!!"

We fell about laughing and she quickly said "I mean an English Girl"

Goodness knows what she thought a Vegetarian was!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[twistedpupchaser]

My 6 year old daughter cut her finger so being the sympathetic parent i "made" a bandaid using Fixomul and an N/A dressing. My Mother-in-law visited later that day and she had to be told about the "Big Drama" and in conclusion to the story my delightful princess proudly declared......

"My Dad is a crap nurse, he doesn't even have Bandaids!"

Thanks Princess! :hdvwl:

[Biol20fan]

My two boys are very excited about talking about the places we'll be able to go when "Mommy is a Real Nurse" (I'm a student nurse right now) and we have more money coming in. Well, yesterday my 7-year-old was looking at a picture of the solar system, and he asked me, "Mommy, when you're a Real Nurse, can we go and visit Mars?"

[Mommy_of_3_in_AL..RN]

My son was in the car with my mom the other day, and being as cocky as he is (he is never wrong), he just very nonchalantly told my mother "Nana, my momma drinks cocaine". He meant caffeine, but he swears he MEANT cocaine. LOL..And my daughter, who is 5 can tell you how and where babies come from...MAYBE i shouldnt have let her spend so much time watching Baby Delivery shows with me???