old lady joke

[sunnygirl272]

An old lady was standing at the railing of

the cruise ship holding her hat on tightly

so that it would not blow off in the wind.

A gentleman approached her and said: "Pardon

me, madam. I do not intend to be forward, but

did you know that your dress is blowing up in

this high wind?"

"Yes, I know," said the lady, "I need both

hands to hold onto this hat."

"But, madam, you must know that your privates

are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.

The woman looked down, then back up at the

man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down

there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat

yesterday!"

[gwenith, BSN, RN]

Two little old ladies sitting quietly in a hospital ward when an elderly gentleman streaks past them in the nude. One little old lady turns to the other and says "What was he wearing?"

The other replies "I don't knwo but what ever it was it needed ironing!"

[Rustyhammer]

Two old ladies went to a haunted house one night.

One old gal said "Hocus- Pocus".

The other one said "Forget the hocus...just Poke us!!

-Russell

[WashYaHands]

2 elderly ladies are in a car, one is driving and the other is in the passengers seat. The lady driving runs a red light. The lady in the passengers seat notices this and thinks, "she just ran a red light, perhaps she didnt see it". After a while the driver again runs a red light. The driver continues to run red lights at every intersection. The passenger says, "Mildred, are you aware that you're running every red light that we've come to?". Mildred replies, "Oh, sh**, am I driving?"

Linda