Old joke about arm pain

[NoBSguy]

A guy sees his doctor out in town one day and says, "Doctor, my arm really hurts when I bend it this way (he bends it), do you have any advice?"

The doctor says don't bend it that way.

Btw if you know what show that is from you get a high 5.

[Davey Do]

A horse walks into a Doctor's office and the Doctor asks him, "Why the long face?"

[nursej22, MSN, RN]

A man tells his doctor he thinks he's a set of curtains. 

Doctor says, 'pull yourself together, man."

 

[MarkMyWords]

Same thing actually happened to my mother. She says, my arm hurts when I touch it. Doc says, then don't touch it.

True.

[T-Bird78]

I work in ENT. When we have a pt who doesn’t need to set a routine return visit, my doctor tells them “we’ll play it by ear”.  Sad thing is, most of the time the pt doesn’t realize the doc attempted to make a joke unless I comment.