What's The Weirdest Name You've Heard A Patient Name Her Baby? - page 88

Hi, I was wondering about some of those weird names that you've probably encountered in L&D and PP. I remember when I had my maternity rotation a couple of weeks ago, one of the nurses said she... Read More

  1. by   ann945n
    Quote from babynurselsa
    Let's see there was Vinita (name of the town where the State Hospital was located), then there was Polaris (mom saw it on a sign), the twins named Sunny and Hunny(note the spelling), many many Heavens, Heaven Leighs, Miracle (which is usually an oxymoron), Precious Angel, and Lovely.
    I have formulated a set of rules I wish we could get legislated.
    #1 If the child will never be able to say or spell the name.
    #2 If the child will never be able to pronounce the name.
    #3 If it will get them beat up at school.
    #4 If it is just plain stupid.
    Then we will assign you a name for your baby.
    ROTFL no no not Polaris!!!!!!!
  2. by   MemphisOBRNC
    I had a patient whose baby's middle name was Nevaeh- pronounced
    Na-Vay-Ah. (Heaven spelled backwards.)
  3. by   dejones3
    My youngest brother went to school with brothers named Storm and Steel... their last name was Rocket
  4. by   General E. Speaking, RN
    I have a good friend named Cricket.
  5. by   NotReady4PrimeTime
    Quote from kriso
    I have a good friend named Cricket.
    That's one of my nicknames! Along with Needle...
  6. by   Balder_LPN
    Quote from MemphisOBRNC
    I had 2 patients that were sisters and though I don't think the names were weird, they were different: Autumn and Summer. Their sister was Winter. No kidding.
    Thats like a couple of teachers I knew

    First names North and South last name Storms
  7. by   hanau110603
    Quote from shay
    Have any of y'all ever seen the movie/read the book 'Where the Heart Is' ? Character in the movie/book named her kids after food....brownie, praline, cherry, and I forget the last one. Scary how close to reality that actually is.
    The last one was Baby Ruth. (One of my favorite books/movies.)
  8. by   katonialynn
    Quote from Kwality
    Makavelli and Dartanyun
    My bil wanted to name his son Dartanyun (actually Dartagnan in French) but my sis was afraid people would shorten it to Dart so they agreed on Tanyan.
  9. by   HappyNurse2005
    had a pretermer tell me she was going to name a boy Achilles (she didn't know the gender)
  10. by   HappyNurse2005
    had a patient whose baby's middle name was Nevaeh- pronounced
    Na-Vay-Ah. (Heaven spelled backwards.)
    this was actually the 70th most popular girls name in 2005. 4, 457 baby girls were named Nevaeh in 2005. this is per the social security adminstration website
  11. by   MamaTheNurse
    Quote from adrienurse
    I have a great aunt named Poutine

    is she from Quebec?
    can't say that sounds appetizing to me - I've never been a big fan of poutine (I'm from Canada) although I have friends who claim that it's the best remedy for a hangover (I've always had good success with the rapid ingestion of Harvey's cheeseburgers - yum - with an ENO chaser........)
  12. by   MamaTheNurse
    Quote from adrienurse
    You gotta love the old names people used to be called, usually with religious themes (the french-canadians anyway). My grandmother was such a religious fanatic that 3 of her daughters had Marie (mary) in their names. Two of my great-grandfathers were named Magloire and Pamphille. I used to work with an Archange (arch angel). I used to care for a Ressurecion.
    yup - my dad is one of 9 french-canadians and the 6 boys have "Joseph" as one of their middle-names and the 3 girls have "Marie"............
  13. by   Arvidwashere
    Bob Blaughblaugh ........ naw just kidding, I mean just mumbling.

    Arvid was here
    PS .... Please no gawfaws about my weid name, childhood was hell enough.