A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining
room, waiting for the
doctor to come in. The doctor arrived, examined the
baby, checked his
weight, found it somewhat below normal, and asked if
the baby was
breast fed or bottle fed. "Breast fed," she replied.
"Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered.
He pressed, kneaded, rolled, cupped, and pinched both
breasts for a
a detailed, rigorously thorough examination. Motioning
to her to get
dressed, he said, "No wonder this baby is underweight.
You don't have
"I know," she said, "I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I