This was emailed to me, not sure who it happened to, but it's funny anyway
My three year old son had a lot of problems with potty training and I was on him constantly. One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch in between errands. It was very busy, with a full dining room. While enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny so, of course, I checked my seven month old daughter, but she was clean. Then I realized that Matt had not asked to go potty in a while, so I asked him
but he said no. I kept thinking, "Oh Lord, that child has had an accident and
I didn't have any clothes with me." Then I said, "Matt, are you sure you
did not have an accident?" "No," he replied. I just knew that he must have,
because the smell was getting worse. So, I asked one more time, "Matt, did
you have an accident?" Matt jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over
and spread his cheeks and yelled, "SEE, MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!!" While
several people nearly choked to death on their tacos, he calmly pulled his
pants up and sat down to eat his food as if nothing happened. I was
mortified! Some kind elderly people made me feel a lot better when they
came over and thanked me for the best laugh they had ever had!! Another
old gentleman stopped us in the parking lot as we were leaving, bent over
to my son and said, "Don't worry son, my wife accuses me of the same thing
all time. I just never had the nerve to make the point like you did."
Dec 7, '01
thanks for making me laugh
Dec 8, '01
great story!!!!!! ROFLMAO!!!
Don't worry you can pay your son back when he is grown by telling that one to his new wife or boss which ever will cause the most embarrassment
Last edit by rninformatics on Dec 9, '01
Dec 8, '01
Kewl, you just made my day! I loved it; it reminded me of my kids doing embarrassing stuff when they were little-- I can finally laugh about some of them now. ROFL!!!!!! Thanks.
Dec 9, '01
Thanks. I haven't laughed so hard in a while. I still have tears running down my cheeks.
Dec 9, '01
Thanks for the laugh!!! As they say out of the mouths of Babes!!!!
If we could all be so honest!!!!
Dec 13, '01
Kajama, I don't think I'd want to be THAT honest! LMAO
Kewl, Thanks "loads" for the laff! That was a good one!