this is too funny

  1. This was emailed to me, not sure who it happened to, but it's funny anyway

    My three year old son had a lot of problems with potty training and I was on him constantly. One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch in between errands. It was very busy, with a full dining room. While enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny so, of course, I checked my seven month old daughter, but she was clean. Then I realized that Matt had not asked to go potty in a while, so I asked him
    but he said no. I kept thinking, "Oh Lord, that child has had an accident and
    I didn't have any clothes with me." Then I said, "Matt, are you sure you
    did not have an accident?" "No," he replied. I just knew that he must have,
    because the smell was getting worse. So, I asked one more time, "Matt, did
    you have an accident?" Matt jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over
    and spread his cheeks and yelled, "SEE, MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!!" While
    several people nearly choked to death on their tacos, he calmly pulled his
    pants up and sat down to eat his food as if nothing happened. I was
    mortified! Some kind elderly people made me feel a lot better when they
    came over and thanked me for the best laugh they had ever had!! Another
    old gentleman stopped us in the parking lot as we were leaving, bent over
    to my son and said, "Don't worry son, my wife accuses me of the same thing
    all time. I just never had the nerve to make the point like you did."
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  3. by   oramar
    thanks for making me laugh
  4. by   rninformatics
    great story!!!!!! ROFLMAO!!!
    Don't worry you can pay your son back when he is grown by telling that one to his new wife or boss which ever will cause the most embarrassment
    Last edit by rninformatics on Dec 9, '01
  5. by   Jenny P
    Kewl, you just made my day! I loved it; it reminded me of my kids doing embarrassing stuff when they were little-- I can finally laugh about some of them now. ROFL!!!!!! Thanks.
  6. by   RNKitty
    Thanks. I haven't laughed so hard in a while. I still have tears running down my cheeks.
  7. by   kajama
    Thanks for the laugh!!! As they say out of the mouths of Babes!!!!
    If we could all be so honest!!!!
  8. by   night owl
    Kajama, I don't think I'd want to be THAT honest! LMAO

    Kewl, Thanks "loads" for the laff! That was a good one!