The Walmart Walkin Chicken !!!!!!

  1. I laughed so hard I actually cried when my children and I were vacationing in Florida and we decided to go to Walmart.....Well this Giant Chicken met us at the door........It was one of the employees dressed up in a chicken costume, let me describe this costume to you.....It look like somebody had threw the costume in the garbage but prior to that had rolled over it maybe about 10 times in a truck........This chicken costume was dirty and it had missing feathers all over it the tail was hanging by threads and about to fall to the floor......everytime the chicken would greet the children they would scream in terror trying to get away from did not matter that the dirty chicken with the missing feathers had plenty of balloons and candy the kids were scared of little girl said to her mom........Mommy what is wrong with it and why is it that color ? I laughed so hard I cried tears and the dirty chicken walked pass me and said " I personally do not see anything funny." that made me laugh even harder. I feel that the manager of the store should be ashamed of embarrassing the worker to wear the dirty costume and also for scaring all the little children.
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  3. by   GreytNurse
    I guess when your as big as Wal-Mart, you can look like 'whatever'!
    Haven't seen that here......hope I don't...:chuckle
  4. by   Nurse_Bonita
    That is too scary. I have a cool Walmart story.

    I introduced my best friend to her husband at Walmart 3 years ago. The guy I was dating at the time had a single best friend and so did I. We decided that they should meet. Well, we decided to meet at Walmart of all places. My mom took my friend (I'll call her Rose) and I to meet the guys. Well, Rose was nervous. She says to my mom, "I'll hide behind you and if he has three heads or something, you pretend to be me."
    So Rose hides behind my mom. My now-ex and Rose's future husband walk in. I head towards them and Rose pushes my mom out of the way, almost knocking her over. (She denies it, but we all saw it happen.) I introduced them and they started dating. They got married a year ago and have been together 3 years. They have a beautiful 3 month old baby and are very happy.
    And it all started at Walmart
  5. by   DougD1
    Kinda gives you real confidence if this Wal mart ever becomes a superstore with REAL chicken doesn't it? Feel sorry for the poor plucker!!!!!
  6. by   pony600
    Would have liked to have seen that! LOL!!!
  7. by   fedupnurse
    If that person in the chicken suit was a nurse at some point in the past, he would have a warped enough sense of humor to see the hilarity in it. My dog is looking at me like what the hell is so funny this time?
    Great story!
  8. by   dianah
    While my husband, kids and I cruised the Walmart parking lot for an available space, my five-year-old leaned forward in his car seat and carefully scanned the doorway of the store. "Mom," he asked. "Will we get to see the penis man again?" My husband and I turned to each other, wide-eyed, wondering WHERE IN THE WORLD DID THIS COME FROM?????? Then I remembered, the last time we were at Walmart we'd seen someone dressed as a giant Planter's Peanut . . . So I said, "Oh, you mean the
    P E A N U T man!!" (please don't say what you just said when we're in the store) It took all control we had for my husband and I not to laugh in the face of innocence. . . . :chuckle
  9. by   l.rae
    peanut and penis in the same sentence is never a good combination....wouldn't you say?
  10. by   dianah
  11. by   sycho nurse
    Years ago, I worked part time at McDonalds in the mall. There was a Chick-Fil-A store next door. We had an employee dress up as Ronald McDonald for the kiddie bithday parties, so Chick-Fil-A got a chicken suit for their parties. It was made of wool and very hot, and subsequently smelled VERY BAD from the prior years of sweaty use. No one wanted to wear it. Plus, half the kids would scream in terror when it came out, and the kids who liked it would then refuse to eat their chicken meal in sympathy for The Chicken. It was a disaster which was soon discontinued.
  12. by   dianah
    RIP, fake chicken!! LOL!!!!!