The Obituary

  1. when the husband finally died his wife put the usualdeath notice
    in the paper, but added that he died of gonorrhea. no sooner were the
    papers delivered when a friend of the family phoned and complained bitterly,
    "you know very well that he died of diarrhea, not gonorrhea."
    replied the widow, "i nursed him night and day so of course i know
    he died of diarrhea, but i thought it would be better for posterity
    to remember him as a great lover rather than the big **** he always was."
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  3. by   ?burntout

    Fran, where do you find these?????!!!!
  4. by   Rep
    Very funny indeed!
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  6. by   FranEMTnurse
    Oh, here and there and everywhere. I love your new avitar. It's reall cute.
    Quote from ?burntout

    Fran, where do you find these?????!!!!
  7. by   jnette
    Franny, Franny ............ :chuckle
  8. by   nursebedlam
    good one,, lol