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1. Only in Britain.....can a pizza get to your house faster than an
ambulance.
2. Only in Britain.....do supermarkets make sick people walk all the
way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while
healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
3. Only in Britain.....do people order double cheeseburgers, large
fries and a DIET coke.
4. Only in Britain.....do banks leave both doors open and chain the
pens to the counters.
5. Only in Britain......do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on
the drive and put our junk and cheap lawn mowers in the garage.
6. Only in Britain......do we buy hot dogs in packs of ten and buns in
packs of eight.
7. Only in Britain......do we use answering machines to screen calls
and then have call waiting so we don't miss a call from someone we
didn't want to talk to in the first place.
8. Only in Britain......are there handicap parking places in front of
the skating rink.
9. Three Brits die each year testing if a 9V battery works on their
tongue.
10. 142 Brits were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from new
shirts.
11. 58 Brits are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of
screwdrivers.
12. 31 Brits have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree
while the fairy lights were plugged in.
13. 19 Brits have died in the last 3 years believing that Christmas
decorations were chocolate.
14. British Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after cracker-
pulling accidents.
15. 101 people since 1999 have had broken parts of plastic toys pulled
out of the soles of their feet.
16. 18 Brits had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a
lit cigarette in their mouth.
17. A massive 543 Brits were admitted to A&E in the last two years
after opening bottles of beer with their teeth.
18. 5 Brits were injured last year in accidents involving out of
control Scalextric model cars.
19. In 2000 eight Brits cracked their skulls whilst throwing up into
the toilet.
To be honest the expliantion of roundabout lost me as well:eek: and I wrote it !!!! It only makes sense to me If I switch all the lefts and rights around, I don't know how I'd cope with driving on roundabouts if I was driving on the right handside of the carrigeway.
Got a few more years to go before I can try that anyway. (as the rest of the world lets out a sigh of relief!)
About the Roundabouts......
Okay, background: I'm American with Brit parents, and I'd go there quite a bit to be with the grandparents. So, I went there mostly when I was young, but a couple of times after I was old enough to drive.
The left and right thing is very difficult. But it's just part of driving on the "wrong" side of the road (from whichever you're used to). Generally, it's not that bad, as long as you're just going straight down a lane. (G) Going around corners, doing the roundabouts - now that's a bit more of a challenge.
In the States, it's pretty much no holds barred on roundabouts. I've seen them in a couple of towns, and Nashville just put a big one in at the corner of Music Row and .... Whatever. Yeah, there is a Music Row. Actually two - of them one goes one way and the other goes the other. And Music Circle North and South. But that's neither here nor there.
In America, the rules for signalling are much less codified. As a matter of fact, a turn signal in Nashville is seen as a sign of weakness and everyone will attempt to cut you off because they Know where you want to go so they can more easily thwart you.
But the rest of the instructions follow. Remember to Yield, NOT stop as you enter the roundabout. If you're going more than half way around the roundabout, get on the inside lane, if there's more than one lane.
A quick prayer before you start isn't amiss.
Oh - BTW, the roundabout in Nashville has two lanes around a little park-garden thingie and the pavement is decorated as if it's a piano keyboard. Cute, huh?
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Dennie
You will find traffic circles or what you are referring to as roundabouts in many large cities on the east coast. Boston has them, Lowell Massachusetts has them, Portsmouth NH etc... They may be different from the ones in England but the way it works out east is really very simple. There are usually several exits on and several exits off. the trick is to work your way to the outside of the circle when your exit is there so you can get off, if you miss it well you can always drive around again until you can get off on your exit.
Lived out east for a couple years in Dover NH, near Portsmouth at Pease AFB. Now closed. The hardest thing was that we were close to the border of Mass. and the right of way is different in each state. In NH the person coming on the circle has the right of way, in Mass the person already on the circle has the right of way. So of course you get all sorts of people who simply are going to get on and get to their exit no matter who is in the way.
When living out there my parents came to visit. We went to Lowell to go see some historic something and had to get on the main traffic circle, which actually connects to two others. My stepdad was driving. He used to be a paramedic, so he's wheeling around these things like he knows what he is doing, saying what fun they would be in an ambulance, while I'm cowering in the backseat crossing myself and praying we won't be taking an ambulance ride anytime soon!!!
For the rest of it, Brits and American's are very much alike. Truly kissing cousins. Just one thing, what is a cracker pulling contest?
CATHYW
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But-the explanation of the roundabout threw me for a loop!
We, in the South, have "squares" where an historic courthouse is usually found. Traffic comes into the square from 4 directions, and also may circle the square. You should see people unfamiliar with this try to decide when to "jump in!":rolleyes:
