Special Formulated Diet....for women only!!!

[KC CHICK]

My preceptor e-mailed me this. Sounds like a great idea!!

This is a specially formulated diet designed to help women cope with

the

> > stress

> > that builds during the day.

> >

> > BREAKFAST

> > 1 grapefruit

> > 1 slice whole-wheat toast

> > 1 cup skim milk

> >

> >

> > LUNCH

> > 1 small portion lean, steamed chicken with a cup of spinach

> > 1 cup herbal tea

> > 1 Hershey's Kiss

> >

> >

> > AFTERNOON TEA

> > The rest of the Hershey Kisses in the bag

> > 1 tub of Hagen-Daaz ice cream with chocolate-chip topping

> >

> >

> > DINNER

> > 4 glasses of wine (red or white)

> > 2 loaves garlic bread

> > 1 family size Supreme pizza

> > 3 Snickers bars

> >

> > LATE NIGHT SNACK

> > 1 whole Sarah Lee cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer)

> >

> > REMEMBER: "Stressed" spelled backward is "desserts".

[ERNurse752, RN]

[Jen911]

Makes my teeth hurt just THINKING about it....

Now I'm off to the grocery store since I'm now into a craving for cheesecake...dang you!!!!!!!!!

:D :D

[rjlrn95]

Sounds like my kind of diet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Even my 22yr old son thought is was good. Actually got a giggle out of him.

[kids]

Read the label on a Sara Lee strawberry cheese cake, it covers all of the food groups. Thus making it entire balanced meal on its own. Also applies to many flavors of icecream:)

Dessert, its not just for breakfast anymore!

-nancy

[debbyed]

:D