Share Your Saying - page 13

i find that a lot of people who post have a lot of great saying attached to there post for example like "i am convinced that life is 10% what happens to me and 90% how i react to it." (charles... Read More

  1. by   grinnurse
    I have loved these and have read everyone of them!! Mostly laughing and copying so I can print them out. Most of the sayings that I have I eather get from country western songs or movies. Here are a few of my favorite sayings.

    Don't let the door hit ya in the a** on the way out.

    You can't fix stupid.

    Your ugly and your mother dresses you funny.

    Beam me up Scotty, there's no intelligent life down here. Star Trek

    I wish you'd shut up and get out of my life! Napolean Dynomite

    Life is like a box of chocolate, you never know what you gonna get. Forrest Gump.

    No, he's not a Doctor, but, he plays one on tv. (you should see the looks I get with this one!! )

    If the music is too loud, your to damn old. unknown

    Dance to the beat of your own drum. unknown

    Idiots shouldn't breed. unknown
  2. by   sawbones
    Mine from my ER time-Blunt force and penetrating trauma are wonderful teaching tools.
  3. by   Dancehall Doctor
    If you sneeze around she will say,
    "Scat, cat, get your tail outa the gravy!" Go figure.

    My step-grandmother-in-law (whew!) calls that white stringy sinewy stuff that you have to trim off of raw chicken striffin.

    The word's bigger than me and been around longer, so no point trying to change it.

    I'd rather have a root canal without novicane (meaning I'm dreading doing something)

    I Love these!!! Put Your thinking caps and add to these.....
  4. by   KristiePDX
    A bumper sticker I saw on a cadillac:

    Have you ever stopped to think, and then forgot to start again??
  5. by   Future_Nurse_Natalie
    My mantra for nursing is "Grace under pressure". That's what I tell myself when something goes wrong.
  6. by   kadokin
    Quote from Future_Nurse_Natalie
    My mantra for nursing is "Grace under pressure". That's what I tell myself when something goes wrong.
    Yeah! That's a good one! Sometimes, though, my grace runs thin when the pressure get's thick. Anyone else?
  7. by   Roy Fokker
    "Women and cats will do as they like. Men and dogs should relax and get used to it" - Robert Heinlein.
  8. by   Future_Nurse_Natalie
    Kadokin: yeah it's a problem with me at times so that's why I try to remind myself of that saying! lol

    Good one Roy! that's funny!
  9. by   rambisisking
    I like, "Raising teenagers is like trying to nail jello to a tree"
  10. by   JAHJF
    Courage is grace under pressure - Ernest Hemingway

    Within every adversity lies a slumbering possibility - Robert Schuller

    Quality is never an accident; it is always the result of high intention, sincere effort, intelligent direction and skillful execution; it represents the wise choice of many alternatives. - Williams A Foster
  11. by   klhs
    1) Life isn't like a box of chocolates, it's more like a jar of jalapenos you never know what's going to burn your a**.

    2) I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.

    3) Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.

    4) Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If they aren't there the first time, chances are you won't be needing them again.

    5) I don't have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem.

    6) Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where in the hell is the ceiling?

    7) My reality check bounced.

    8) On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.

    9) I don't suffer from stress. I am a carrier!!!

    10) You are slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

    11) Everyone is someone else's weirdo.

    12) Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level then beat you with experience.

    13) Be careful . . .a pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the a**.

    14) Don't be irreplaceable --- if you can't be replaced, you won't be promoted.

    15) The more crap you put up with, the more crap you are going to get.

    16) You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.

    17) So this isn't Home Sweet Home . . . Adjust!

    18) Ring bell for maid service. If no answer, do it yourself!

    19) I came, I saw, I decided to order take out.

    20) Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.

    21) I'd love to live life in the fast lane, but I am married to a speed bump.

    22) What should you give a man who has everything? A woman to show him how to work it!

    23) How can you tell which bottle contains her PMS medicine? It's the one with bite marks on the cap!
  12. by   nurse4theplanet
    You couldn't fight your way out of a wet paper sack!
  13. by   sb22
    This is one got from someone on this board a long time ago.

    "Don't sweat the petty stuff and don't pet the sweaty stuff."

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