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i find that a lot of people who post have a lot of great saying attached to there post for example like

"i am convinced that life is 10% what happens to me and 90% how i react to it." (charles swindoll) if you want to make god laugh, tell him your plans

i find it hard to go through everyones posting to find great saying so thought i start a tread so you can post yours and this way i can have a collection of saying all in one spot .........some of them are really funny, some are deep and make you think, some are sweet ...so please post and share your sayings since some of them are really great to read...........thanks angela

i have a long distance relationship with my boyfriend he is away so i love to write to him and add a little quote or story something to make him laugh or think or smile or just feel thought of so appreciate your contributions to my attempting to getting a collection thanks

If your whining about the care in the hospital then your not really sick enogh to be there... so just go home.

Specializes in Case mgmt., rehab, (CRRN), LTC & psych.

"No one is capable of insulting you without your consent." - M.D.

Specializes in Urgent Care.

My favorite on this board is:

A sucking chest wound is natures way of telling you to slow down.

I'm so far behind I look like I'm in first place.

When you're up to your butt in alligators, it's hard to remember that your main objective was to drain the swamp.

Specializes in Case mgmt., rehab, (CRRN), LTC & psych.

"We cannot be all things to all people." - UNKNOWN

Specializes in Critical Care, Pediatrics, Geriatrics.

And "ate up", we used to use this in the Army all the time. If someone looks bad, bags under eyes, tired "You look ate up." Or if there is a messed up anything, its "ate up".

I remember this well from the Army.....you were either 'ate up' or 'squared away' hooah:rotfl:

Specializes in too many to remember.

Soldiers wife-

or "good to go"- I still use this on a daily basis with discharging patients as well as with my husband and kid.

Ah, those were the days....God bless our troops, may they come home safely.

Harleygirl

Specializes in Critical Care, Pediatrics, Geriatrics.
Soldiers wife-

or "good to go"- I still use this on a daily basis with discharging patients as well as with my husband and kid.

Ah, those were the days....God bless our troops, may they come home safely.

Harleygirl

AMEN!

I am still in LPN school, but when we get frustrated during clinicals or in lecture I pipe in with " Just as a kidney stone, this too shall pass....painfully"

In the world of men: Test drive the Ferrari - take home the Volvo

Across the front of my shirt - Palpate this!

Here iis one I Liked.

He or she is so fat when they dance the band skips!^selah

Keep it going please.

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