Red At The Bus Stop

  1. In a crowded New York City bus stop, a beautiful young woman
    who was waiting for a bus was wearing a tight mini skirt. As the bus
    stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was
    too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of
    the bus.

    Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver,
    she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this
    would give her enough slack to raise her leg. Again, she tried to make the
    step only to discover she still couldn't. So, a little more embarrassed,
    she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for
    the second time attempted the step, and, once again, much to her chagrin,
    she could not raise her leg. With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to make the step.

    About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus. She went
    ballistic and turned to the would-be good Samaritan and yelled, "How dare
    you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!"
    The Texan smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would
    agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda
    figured we was friends." :hatparty:


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  3. by   nekhismom
    cute. He must have been pretty close to her for that to happen.
  4. by   suzy253
    How funny! Thanks for bringing me a smile this early in the a.m.!
  5. by   teeituptom
    Im that Texan
  6. by   FranEMTnurse
    I'm happy to do that for you.

    Tom, :hatparty:
  7. by   Shapeless
  8. by   tylerlvn
    so cute!!!! :chuckle
  9. by   teeituptom
    I always suspected you Fran

    :chuckle :hatparty:
  10. by   jnette
    :chuckle :chuckle Good one, Fran !!!