How to Tell if the Sex of a Fly is Male or Female

  1. a woman walked into the kitchen to find her

    husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

    "what are you doing?" she asked.

    "hunting flies" he responded.

    "oh. ! killing any?"

    she asked.

    "yep, 3 males, 2 females," he replied.

    intrigued, she asked.

    "how can you tell them apart?"

    he responded,
    "3 were on a beer can,
    2 were on the phone!"
    heh, shame on you if you had dirty thoughts.

    [font='arial narrow']"i am holding you by your right hand - i, the lord your god. and i say to you, 'do not be afraid, i am here to help you'..."
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  3. by   Beary-nice
    That made my day Fran...funny stuff...funny stuff!!!!
  4. by   UM Review RN
    Loved it, Fran!

    (And I love your siggy and avatar too!! )
  5. by   FranEMTnurse
    Thank you all. I just wish I was able to post like I used to. Ah well, a little at a time is better than nothing at all. It is now time to bring out my friend Louise.
  6. by   2bprettynurse23
    that is the funniest story i heard today
    i thought you were going to say something else
  7. by   crisis20
    nice of u keep it up u made my day.
  8. by   Diary/Dairy
    LOL Fran!!!!!!!!