Groaner - now get your mind out of the gutter.

1. just as a surgeon was finishing up an operation the patient
   wakes up, sits up and demands to know what is going on.
   
   "i'm about to close," the surgeon says.
   
   the patient grabs his hand and says, "oh, no you're not!
   i'll close my own incision."
   
   the doctor hands him the needle and says, "suture self.":chuckle :chuckle :chuckle
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   Jul 29, '02

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   GROAN!!!
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   Jul 29, '02

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   ACK!
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   Jul 29, '02

   Occupation: RN Joined: Apr '02; Posts: 2,065; Likes: 48

   BOOOOOOO Sandra, where were you statoned in the Navy?...My son spent 4 yrs in Groton Ct on the Navy sub base.....and, l used to work in oral surg too!! one of my first jobs after l graduated w/ my RN....anyway...good luck to you, and... don't give up your day job...LOL.....LR
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   Jul 29, '02

   Occupation: RN Joined: Feb '01; Posts: 105; Likes: 5

   Next to the worst I have ever heard
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   Jul 29, '02

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   What was the worst?
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   Aug 2, '02

   Occupation: RN Joined: Jan '01; Posts: 511; Likes: 20

   Well, I thought it was very punny. Gary
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   Aug 2, '02

   Occupation: a just a nurse contemplating the nature of my career..... Joined: Oct '01; Posts: 2,344; Likes: 21

   groa.................

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