Groaner - now get your mind out of the gutter.

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just as a surgeon was finishing up an operation the patient

wakes up, sits up and demands to know what is going on.

"i'm about to close," the surgeon says.

the patient grabs his hand and says, "oh, no you're not!

i'll close my own incision."

the doctor hands him the needle and says, "suture self.":chuckle :chuckle :chuckle

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GROAN!!!:rolleyes:

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ACK!

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BOOOOOOO Sandra, where were you statoned in the Navy?...My son spent 4 yrs in Groton Ct on the Navy sub base.....and, l used to work in oral surg too!! one of my first jobs after l graduated w/ my RN....anyway...good luck to you, and... don't give up your day job...LOL.....LR

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Next to the worst I have ever heard

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What was the worst?

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Well, I thought it was very punny. Gary

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groa.................

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