Five Ways That You Know You Joined a Cheap HMO

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Specializes in CCU, Geriatrics, Critical Care, Tele.

Five Ways That You Know You Joined a Cheap HMO

1. Tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgsicle.

2. Pedal-powered dialysis machines.

3. Annual breast exam conducted at Hooters.

4. You swear you saw salad tongs and a crab fork on the instrument tray just before the anesthesia kicked in.

5. You ask for Viagra. You get a Popsicle stick and duct tape.

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Specializes in Med-Surg.

I know this is super old, but the first thought that occurred to me when I read #5 is that at least it would taste like Fudgesicle. I have a sick mind lol.

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Specializes in Geriatrics, Home Health.

The provider network consists of free clinics.

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Specializes in Trauma, ER, ICU, CCU, PACU, GI, Cardiology, OR.

Your pain meds. consist of Skittles :cool:

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Specializes in Trauma, ER, ICU, CCU, PACU, GI, Cardiology, OR.

Examining room has a tip jar :uhoh21:

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Specializes in Trauma, ER, ICU, CCU, PACU, GI, Cardiology, OR.

Your "primary care physician" is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month:uhoh3:

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They use beer to sterilize everything!

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Specializes in ortho, hospice volunteer, psych,.

You get a 10% discount if you bring your own supplies.

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