Five Ways That You Know You Joined a Cheap HMO

  1. Five Ways That You Know You Joined a Cheap HMO

    1. Tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgsicle.
    2. Pedal-powered dialysis machines.
    3. Annual breast exam conducted at Hooters.
    4. You swear you saw salad tongs and a crab fork on the instrument tray just before the anesthesia kicked in.
    5. You ask for Viagra. You get a Popsicle stick and duct tape.
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  3. by   uRNmyway
    I know this is super old, but the first thought that occurred to me when I read #5 is that at least it would taste like Fudgesicle. I have a sick mind lol.
  4. by   Not_A_Hat_Person
    The provider network consists of free clinics.
  5. by   GitanoRN
    Your pain meds. consist of Skittles
  6. by   GitanoRN
    Examining room has a tip jar :uhoh21:
  7. by   GitanoRN
    [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Your "primary care physician[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]" is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month
  8. by   nitenite
    They use beer to sterilize everything!
  9. by   sharpeimom
    You get a 10% discount if you bring your own supplies.