Defecation Eventuates

[VivaLasViejas, ASN, RN]

.......and other fancy ways to say "S*** Happens".........

1) My superior has sent me on an untamed ornithoid journey without cause.

(The boss sent me on a wild goose chase.)

2) Be advised that the faecal material is about to collide with the oscillatory ventilation system. (Look out---it's gonna hit the fan!)

3) I am contemplating the necessity of performing ablutions upon my distal carpal phalanges. (I think I'd better wash my hands.)

Anybody care to add some others?

[sockov, ADN, ASN, BSN, CNA, LVN]

:chuckle

[JBudd, MSN]

I have been addressed (in other words) as a copulating Caucasion female canine.

[dianah, ASN]

Ah, and then there's the old-but-revised nursery rhyme:

Three optically-handicapped rodents

Three optically-handicapped rodents

They all pursued the agriculturer's spouse,

who relieved them of their posterior appendages with a

butcher's sharp implement;

Did you ever observe such a phenomenon in your life

As three optically-handicapped rodents?

[VivaLasViejas, ASN, RN]

Ah, and then there's the old-but-revised nursery rhyme:

Three optically-handicapped rodents

Three optically-handicapped rodents

They all pursued the agriculturer's spouse,

who relieved them of their posterior appendages with a

butcher's sharp implement;

Did you ever observe such a phenomenon in your life

As three optically-handicapped rodents?

This is freakin' HILARIOUS!!!!!!! :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

I love it!! Thanks, dianah!!

[VivaLasViejas, ASN, RN]

I have been addressed (in other words) as a copulating Caucasion female canine.

:rotfl: That's impressive.........funny how people who curse others never have the flair---let alone the vocabulary---to do it properly! :rotfl: