Charting Bloopers - page 18
Found in the History and Physical section of a patient's chart who had experienced visual hallucinations while ill: YIKES! https://allnurses.com/bb/eek.gif Angela... Read More
Sep 21, '04Occupation: CDM/CFPP Joined: Aug '03; Posts: 12; Likes: 3Elderly gentleman, mid 80-s, explained to the writer that he really hasn't been quite right since the doctor Dx him with "Cancer of the Prosthesis" several years ago...Yes, he had an aritificial limb. Should we call a tree surgeon for this one?
Sep 21, '04Joined: Jun '02; Posts: 14,838; Likes: 8,037Quote from SaundraSounds like the right one to me.Elderly gentleman, mid 80-s, explained to the writer that he really hasn't been quite right since the doctor Dx him with "Cancer of the Prosthesis" several years ago...Yes, he had an aritificial limb. Should we call a tree surgeon for this one?
Oct 6, '04Joined: Sep '03; Posts: 22; Likes: 2During clinicals, writing our notes was a bit nerve racking. we had to write it out and then show our clinical instructor, she would make changes/suggestions and THEN we would put it in the chart...Anywho, I got a little bit distracted while transcribing the note to the chart. I'll never forget when i came in the next day, and the Instructor pointed out what I had wrote. "....Pt breathing." Uhm, here's your sign!
Oct 6, '04Occupation: Staff Nurse Specialty: 10 year(s) of experience in ICU,acute respiratory care. ; Joined: Sep '04; Posts: 83; Likes: 7i remember when i was supervising a student nurse.told her to monitor our patient's I&O and make sure it's written in the care plan.When i had a look to countersign,it reads" intake and outake" monitored and recorded:chuckle
Oct 8, '04Joined: Aug '04; Posts: 9,279; Likes: 4,301Advice to new grads: Know what the abbreviations are before you use them.
"Pt alert, oriented X3, neuro check complete, PEARL."
Oct 8, '04Joined: Jun '02; Posts: 14,838; Likes: 8,037
Oct 8, '04Occupation: Registered Nurse Specialty: 6 year(s) of experience in med/surg, oncology ; Joined: Jun '04; Posts: 221; Likes: 5Laughing so hard my side hurts!!!
Quote from FranemtnurseA new intern to our CCU once charted attempts to cardiovert a patient in the following manner:
Attempted to convert the patient with 200 jews, unsuccessful. Second attempt to convert the patient with 300 jews unsuccessful. Patient finally converted on the third attempt with 300 jews.
The mental picture of three hundred rabbis surrounding a patient's bed yelling, "Convert, convert!" was too much. We nicknamed him "Call a Code or Call a Rabbi" from that day forward.
:roll :roll :hatparty: Hee,hee,hee,hee,ha,ha,ha,ha! This one is soooo good! Hee,hee,hee!
Oct 10, '04Joined: Aug '04; Posts: 300; Likes: 9I worked nights last night (normally a day shift person)......luckily I read over my charting because my patient had serious drainage ... hmmmm I'm thinking it should have been serous
Oct 10, '04Joined: Oct '04; Posts: 1Quote from janine3&5Hi,On an ER flow sheet, "16 Fr foley inserted to pt's L nare." ????????
Just wanted to let ya know that a foley can actually be inserted into a patient's nare all the way into the nasopharynx (I believe) and then the balloon is inflated to stop a severe nosebleed (places pressure on the site of hemorrhage). Weird though, isn't it?
Oct 11, '04Occupation: RN Joined: Aug '98; Posts: 89; Likes: 65Had one tonight - Lidoderm patch to scalp. This patient has a full head of hair! We could shave it off, but I think the woman would object.
And last week I got one "D/C foley (remove it!)"! Maybe 'd/c' is too complex?
Nov 2, '04Occupation: Trav Trauma ICU Joined: Oct '04; Posts: 164; Likes: 38LAB BOO BOO
Sputum spec sent to lab
Good news! The report says normal vaginal flora....:chuckle
Nov 2, '04Occupation: Trav Trauma ICU Joined: Oct '04; Posts: 164; Likes: 38oops another...
Cardiologist discussing the need for a "catheterization" with a very HOH older patient. Doc leaves...next thing I know, pt is on the phone with family telling them that he is going for a castration today! And talking so lound half the unit can hear! Wife wants to talk to nurse. Says she's glad to hear it wasn't his heart afterall. OMG
Jan 31, '05Joined: Jan '05; Posts: 22; Likes: 13Quote from amber71boy, we were laughing so hard that her false teeth fell off.