Cake or Bed??????

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Ok so I admit I pinched this one (KarenG)

A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interupts.

Honey could you fix the liight in the hallway, its been flickering for weeks now.

He looks at her and says angrily, fix the light, does it look like I have an electricians logo on my forhead? I dont think so!

The wife asks well could you fixs the fridge door, it won't close.

He replies does it look like I have hotpoint written on my forehead? I don't think so!

Fine she says, could you at least fix the steps leading to the front door, there about to break.

I'm not a damm carpenter I don't want to fix the steps does it look like I have Woodies DIY written on my forehead? I don't think so!

I'v had enough of you I'm going to the bar , so he goes to the bar and drinks for a few hours. He starts to feel guilty about the way he treated his wife, he decides to go home and help out.

As he walks into the house he notices the the steps are already fixed as he enters the hall he notices the hall light is working, he goes to get a beer he notices the fridge door is fixed.

Honey he asks how did this all get fixed?

Well she said, when you left I sat outside and just cried, just then a nice young man asked me what was wrong I told him he offered to all the repairs, and all I had to do was either go to bed with him or bake him a cake.

The husband said so what kind of cake did you bake?

She replied HELLOOOOO..............Do you see Delia Smith Written on my forehead? I don't think so!

:chuckle :chuckle