Are my testicles black?

  1. A man is lying in bed in a Catholic hospital with an oxygen mask over
    his mouth. A young auxiliary nurse appears to sponge his face and
    hands. "Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles

    Embarrassed the young nurse replies, "I don't know Mr ******, I'm only
    here to wash your face and hands."

    He struggles again to ask behind the mask, "Nurse, Are my testicles black?"

    Again the nurse replies, "I can't tell. I'm only here to wash your face
    and hands."

    The ward sister was passing and saw the man getting a little distraught
    so marched over to inquire what was wrong.

    "Sister," he mumbled, "Are my testicles black?"

    Being a nurse of long standing, the sister was undaunted. She whipped
    back the bedclothes, pulled down his pajama trousers, moved his penis
    out of the way, had a right good look, pulled up the pajamas, replaced
    the bedclothes and announced, "Nothing wrong with them!!!"

    At this the man pulled off his oxygen mask and asked again, "Are my test
    results back???"
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    RN,BSN acute locked psych admissions in Veterans Hospital- nightshift charge nurse


  3. by   tylerlvn
    Lol !!!!!
  4. by   maddiecat
    Too funny! I can just see this actually happening....
  5. by   PennyC2000
    [QUOTE=maddiecat]Too funny! I can j
    So can I.. Great joke.
  6. by   nursebedlam
    good one
  7. by   Wolfpax
    How did I miss that one !
  8. by   NurseChick04
    ROTFLMAO!!!!!!! :chuckle
  9. by   ryaninmtv
    Absolutely freakin' beautiful