Nurses Humor
Published Jan 24, 2003
arkgolfer
67 Posts
A for arthritis,
B for bad back,
C is for chest pains. Perhaps cardiac?
D is for dental decay and decline,
E is for eyesight--can't read that top line.
F is for fissures and fluid retention
G is for gas (which I'd rather not mention
H high blood pressure (I'd rather have low)
I for incisions with scars you can show.
J is for joints, that now fail to flex
L for libido--what happened to sex?
Wait! I forgot about K!
K is for my knees that crack when they're bent
(Please forgive me, my Memory ain't worth a cent)
N for neurosis, pinched nerves and stiff neck
O is for osteo- and all bones that crack
P for prescriptions, I have quite a few
Give me another pill; I'll be good as new!
Q is for queasiness. Fatal or flu?
R is for reflux--one meal turns into two
S is for sleepless nights, counting my fears
T for tinnitus--I hear bells in my ears
U is for urinary: difficulties with flow
V is for vertigo, that's "dizzy", you know.
W is worry, now what's going 'round?
X is for X ray--and what might be found.
Y for another year I've left behind
Z is for zest that I still have my mind,
Have survived all the symptoms my body's deployed,
And kept twenty-six doctors gainfully employed!!!
PerkyCardiacRN
36 Posts
:roll :roll
ruby360
18 Posts
That's hilarious! I'm going to print this and post it on my floor. We could all use a little more laughter in our lives!!!
:chuckle :chuckle :chuckle
VivaLasViejas, ASN, RN
22 Articles; 9,987 Posts
I LOVED IT!!! The only problem is being able to relate to so much of it...............
night owl
1,134 Posts
Ain't it all true!
J-RN student
83 Posts
:rotfl: :rotfl:
zudy
475 Posts
Arkgolfer, didn't we used to work together? :chuckle If so, you are the right age for this poem!!
Mkue
1,827 Posts
That's CUTE, thanks !
Made my day !
Darlene K.
341 Posts
Very funny & true!