10 Ways To Know If You Have "estrogen Issues"

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Specializes in Vents, Telemetry, Home Care, Home infusion.

1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.

2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.

3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.

4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.

5. You're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper sticker that says: "How's my driving-call 1-800-***-****."

6. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting-practice.

7. Everyone seems to have just landed here from "outer space."

8. You can't believe they don't make a tampon bigger than Super Plus.

9. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.

10.The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.

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Specializes in Everything except surgery.

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A little too close to the truth :roll :roll :roll

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Yikes !!!! You just described me........LOL:chuckle

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Specializes in Community Health Nurse.

By golly, have you been reading my personal diary, NRSKarenRN??? :chuckle :roll :roll :chuckle ;)

Aren't estrogens powerful little tools? I seem to have an overflow of them lately! :chuckle

"Old age aint no place for sissies!" -- Bette Davis
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My estrogen comes from a little green pill every morning...no ups no downs and the world is a happy place-especially for those around me:)

-nancy

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Specializes in Community Health Nurse.

Hi kids-r-fun! :)

What's the name of your "green pill"??? :chuckle

I take my own little "salmon colored" pill every night before going to bed, and I sleep beautifully (most nights anyway)! ;) The only problem is the night doesn't last long enough. :chuckle

Don't you just love being a woman! :chuckle ;)

"I am invincible! Yes, I paid the price, but look how much I've gained! I am wise, but it's wisdom born of pain." -- HELEN REDDY ;)
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