...or it's FREE!

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OK, still getting ready for JCAHO, but I needed a humor break (Hi, VEGAS!). This stemmed from an article I read awhile back about an actual vegetable ad that promised "FRESH OR IT'S FREE!" (Like you'd still want them if they weren't?) The article compared the ad to areas such as your local pet shop (Puppies: alive or they're FREE!) Anyway, plagarizing mercilessly, I got to thinking about medical applications...

Operating Room: Correct extremity amputated or it's FREE!

OB/GYN: It's YOUR baby or it's FREE!

Your local doctor: Licensed and competent, or he's FREE!

Medications: It's the right medication or it's FREE!

Foley insertions: Goes into the correct orfice or it's FREE!

And, most pertinent to me right now...

JCAHO: We'll find SOME "opportunity for improvement" or it's FREE!:eek:

OK, guys, help me out. Can anybody come with other black, distasteful and politically incorrect applications? JeannieM:devil:

None that I can post on a public thread. HAHAHAHAHA.

Hey, Jeannie!!

You see, I'm still alive and as demented as ever. I'm working on a story about the WHACKO inspection at Prudence's Allnurse hospital if/when I survive OUR inspection! Maybe I should have posted this on the Discussion thread. Don't know if Mario, Micro, Heather, Wendee and the rest of the gang will find us here...

Let's see: How about Viagra: make Whoopee or it's FREE! (The mind descendeth to the gutter...) Take care! This sanity break was much needed!!! :):):)

how about

I&O cath :you pee or its free

liposuction :size 3 or its free

phycologist:( sanity or its free

I seem to have this rhyme type thing going on

circumcision:) nothing missing or its free

Or how about if you had to have a toe amputated and they had a two for the price of one sale?

That would even work with breast implants:):) tata's

botox injections :) wrinkles gone or its free

sorry just ramblin now deb

How about this one:

Circumcision: Done right, or half off!

Kevin

:roll :roll :roll

ROFLMAO Kevin........maybe that's what happened to me!!!! I oughta sue the Freshman med student that done mine LOL

Circumcision: Done right, or half off!

LMAO

OUCH! That hurt, Kevin, and I'm not even a guy! Deby, you could definitely market that liposuction here; I'd sign up!!!

Specializes in Geriatrics, LTC.
Originally posted by kmchugh

How about this one:

Circumcision: Done right, or half off!

Kevin

Don't mean to cut you short, but that one is good! LOL

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