Nurses Humor
Published Nov 6, 2002
MQ Edna
1 Article; 1,741 Posts
OK, still getting ready for JCAHO, but I needed a humor break (Hi, VEGAS!). This stemmed from an article I read awhile back about an actual vegetable ad that promised "FRESH OR IT'S FREE!" (Like you'd still want them if they weren't?) The article compared the ad to areas such as your local pet shop (Puppies: alive or they're FREE!) Anyway, plagarizing mercilessly, I got to thinking about medical applications...
Operating Room: Correct extremity amputated or it's FREE!
OB/GYN: It's YOUR baby or it's FREE!
Your local doctor: Licensed and competent, or he's FREE!
Medications: It's the right medication or it's FREE!
Foley insertions: Goes into the correct orfice or it's FREE!
And, most pertinent to me right now...
JCAHO: We'll find SOME "opportunity for improvement" or it's FREE!
OK, guys, help me out. Can anybody come with other black, distasteful and politically incorrect applications? JeannieM:devil:
LasVegasRN
835 Posts
None that I can post on a public thread. HAHAHAHAHA.
Hey, Jeannie!!
You see, I'm still alive and as demented as ever. I'm working on a story about the WHACKO inspection at Prudence's Allnurse hospital if/when I survive OUR inspection! Maybe I should have posted this on the Discussion thread. Don't know if Mario, Micro, Heather, Wendee and the rest of the gang will find us here...
Let's see: How about Viagra: make Whoopee or it's FREE! (The mind descendeth to the gutter...) Take care! This sanity break was much needed!!! :):):)
debyan
121 Posts
how about
I&O cath :you pee or its free
liposuction :size 3 or its free
phycologist:( sanity or its free
I seem to have this rhyme type thing going on
circumcision:) nothing missing or its free
Or how about if you had to have a toe amputated and they had a two for the price of one sale?
That would even work with breast implants:):) tata's
botox injections :) wrinkles gone or its free
sorry just ramblin now deb
kmchugh
801 Posts
How about this one:
Circumcision: Done right, or half off!
Kevin
JonRN
157 Posts
:roll :roll :roll
ROFLMAO Kevin........maybe that's what happened to me!!!! I oughta sue the Freshman med student that done mine LOL
baseline
581 Posts
LMAO
OUCH! That hurt, Kevin, and I'm not even a guy! Deby, you could definitely market that liposuction here; I'd sign up!!!
nursedawn67, LPN
1,046 Posts
Originally posted by kmchugh How about this one: Circumcision: Done right, or half off! Kevin
Don't mean to cut you short, but that one is good! LOL