New Triage system

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Specializes in ER, ICU, L&D, OR.

I got terribly bombed at triage last night and I have decided a new triage system should be in place. Just 3 tiers

Priority 1---Those that should be allowed to breed

priority 2---those that should not be allowed to breed

priority 3--- those that should be just taken out and shot

I will detail criteria at a later time

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Specializes in ER.

:chuckle I agree whole heartedly! I have long been a proponent of the "more chlorine in the gene pool please!"

Let me know if you need someone to help you work out the details of the new plan....I have a few ideas, and we can have that policy and procedure in place by next week end!

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Specializes in pedi, pedi psych,dd, school ,home health.

as Jeff Foxworthy says..."some people should wear a sign".....

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Specializes in emergency nursing-ENPC, CATN, CEN.

I would like to add under assessment at triage

Alert

Oriented

Weird

Just plain crazy

and

Nuts

In my category-you can pick more than 1.

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Specializes in ER.

I totally agree with the three tier...although mine were a little different...

Dead

Still Breathing

Who Cares

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Specializes in ER, ICU, L&D, OR.

there is a new triage system in Texas now

firts triage

then registration

then stop and talk to the immigration officer

courtesy of the Republicans

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Specializes in ER.

the problem with birth control is that only the intelligent ones are using it, leaving only the stupid to reproduce and carry on the stupidity genes.;)

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Specializes in Emergency.

TEE HEE!!!

I love the idea! It would save me so much trouble on my unit! I work on a cardiac floor, and we sometimes joke that we didn't realize we had switched to psych!

Amy

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Specializes in Med Surg, ER, OR.
I totally agree with the three tier...although mine were a little different...

Dead

Still Breathing

Who Cares

I can think of many pts who fit that last category! Inbreeding must be the "in" thing right now...or just has been for many years?

Those kind of people need to take a government established test to determine if you should breed, then a license needs to be given to verify those results!

Another triage system:

Wouldn't touch with a 10-ft pole.

Wouldn't touch with a 20-ft pole.

Wouldn't touch with any pole!

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I want to wear these badges at Triage but the boss won't let me :o

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Specializes in Med Surg, ER, OR.

:lol2: Those are great! :o

I want to wear these badges at Triage but the boss won't let me :o

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triage.jpg

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I want to wear these badges at Triage but the boss won't let me :o

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triage.jpg

freakin' hilarious!!:lol2::lol2::lol2:

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