Names for A Nurse Superhero

GilaRRT · Jul 18, 2009

D: Kikki-El-Grande

amateur · Jul 18, 2009

that's funny. what does that mean? :smokin:

hikernurse · Jul 18, 2009

Well, certainly the power to hold 15 hours worth of urine at one time. And serve justice (and the ailing) without either a break or food for the same amount of time, LOL.

The power to leap across the room to resuscitate a patient without a second's thought.

Sore backs, sore feet and a pounding headache will never stand in the way of getting the job done--and then to come back a short few hours later and start all over again and again and again....

The ability to read henscratch orders and fulfill them for the betterment of society :).

Wow, we are superheroes!

Baloney Amputation, BSN, LPN, RN · Jul 18, 2009

Captain Orifice Emissions

The superpower is handling those various secretions like a cubicle worker handles email, quietly and efficiently, just a regular part of every work day. The major difference is that it can restore a patient's dignity when Captain Orifice Emissions handles the emissions quietly and effiently. The cubicle worker may just upchuck if trying to do the same job as Captain Orifice Emissions. It may sound childish, but it is truly a superpower.

amateur · Jul 18, 2009

Captain Orifice Emissions 1 vote:D

Kikki-El-Grande 1 vote:yeah:

tishirajan · Jul 18, 2009

Nurse Nine Arms....ability to do a million tasks at once all without a pee break and without losing their minds!

Medic/Nurse, BSN, RN · Jul 18, 2009

SupeRNurse.

I already have the cape and magic bracelets - give me the golden lasso and I'm ready to go!

I have the ability to read minds, go at warp speed, stop bull$^@! before it hits the ground. I have a force field and the dexterity one would expect from squid. Gravity cannot touch me! Yeah!!!

amateur · Jul 18, 2009

Nine arms :hrnsmlys: lol:rotfl:

SupeRNurse :yelclap:

Trishalishus, PhD, CNS · Jul 18, 2009

The following names have magic power:

1. Just call me "Yes Ma'am" when I speak to you, OK? I would feel powerful even if you then ignored my advice/input.

2.a) On a good day, call me "wow! look at that gal go!" with an admiring look in your eyes.

2.b) On a bad day, call me very quietly - and only if you're sure I'm not already dealing with a five star crisis.

3. Most days I'll accept darling - or even my name, since I've made myself a name badge with the letters about two inches high so it can't be missed - unless you're a relative - relatives aren't allowed to call me darling - unless i call them darling, first.

4. I also answer to Nuuuuurse ... NURSE! (Now there's a superhero name for you -that's what the word 'nurse' means you know - it's from the latin: 'nur' means the ability to do five thousand things at once without forgetting 4,999 of them - the other one is what wakes you up at 3:00am; 'se' (pronounced 'say') means "if you ever listened to a word I said a) you/your relative would be feeling better, or b) he/she wouldn't have crashed and needed to be carted off to the ED to be ignored for 6hours."

beatricejones · Jul 18, 2009

First of all, this is for all nurses and students of nursing programs :bowingpur

Nurse Nine arms :yeah:

slideboard · Jul 18, 2009

Power Picc and his sidekick Kathy-Ter.....