thmpr

thmpr

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About thmpr

thmpr has 19 years experience and specializes in ED.


I am on medical leave while recovering from an accident; and I'm the worst pt ever known to man. I'm not sure if I will be returning to nursing It really is nice to have some time, though,... love reading your posts. Thank you all for your kindness :) I'm thinking about changing my username to Rainbow Unakitty... or can't B. cereus How to keep thieves from eating your lunch -->

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  1. So I kind of messed up

    Stop enabling the OP, people. This is a red flag. XNavyCorpsman is correct and OP needs to own his/her mistake and demonstrate accountability. There is no room in nursing for people who can't read the...
  2. My husband doesn't want me on ALLNURSES

    We are real! We will jump out of the screen and wolf whistle at you. Be
  3. My husband doesn't want me on ALLNURSES

    bwahaha! I love it! We are all predators looking for new
  4. This is not why I became a nurse

    Tell them to zip
  5. Too Old to Enter Critical Care Nursing?

    B'Gok It's not about age. STUDY. Focus. Take your CCRN. Go hang out with the CCU/ICU nurses. You'll be awesome. Don't
  6. I'm not coming back to this gig!

  7. I'm not coming back to this gig!

    May the force be with
  8. Clipping nails at nurse's station

    It's just another nurse trying to spread their DNA all over the unit.
  9. Clipping nails at nurse's station

    Is this a trick
  10. Shortness of Breath

    Also
  11. Things I Am Grateful For (Vol. 1)

    ahahaha! Today I'm thankful for: My mom; friends; health; freedom; laughter (especially the kind that comes from my gut and makes me cry or giggle-snort); sarcasm; coffee; and
  12. Scanners have never given me troubles, but you're not the only one who hates them. I once saw a nurse get ticked off at one and fling it down the hall. It sort of bounced and slid; and remarkably it...
  13. His name is Brian, not Hoyer!”(Hoyer” as suggested by JBudd, MSN, Guide) or Why should we have to put the seatdown? You never leave it up for us!” or I can't believe you just said...
  14. ER wait times

    I am unsure how long it will be... However, If you would like to expedite your visit with the MD, I recommend a gunshot to your thigh in an empty lot; or jumping from the building across the street....
  15. What do you guys like to do in your free time?

    How do you feel about taking care of