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Stop enabling the OP, people. This is a red flag. XNavyCorpsman is correct and OP needs to own his/her mistake and demonstrate accountability. There is no room in nursing for people who can't read the directions, follow rules, and manage their impuls...

We are real! We will jump out of the screen and wolf whistle at you. Be afraid!

bwahaha! I love it! We are all predators looking for new flesh!

Tell them to zip it

B'Gok It's not about age. STUDY. Focus. Take your CCRN. Go hang out with the CCU/ICU nurses. You'll be awesome. Don't quit.

May the force be with you

It's just another nurse trying to spread their DNA all over the unit. hehe

Is this a trick question?

Also AAA

ahahaha! Today I'm thankful for: My mom; friends; health; freedom; laughter (especially the kind that comes from my gut and makes me cry or giggle-snort); sarcasm; coffee; and Kerlix

Scanners have never given me troubles, but you're not the only one who hates them. I once saw a nurse get ticked off at one and fling it down the hall. It sort of bounced and slid; and remarkably it didn't break. I was impressed by the durability. Th...

I was a paramedic and perpetual student, and I danced in my underwear

His name is Brian, not Hoyer!”(Hoyer” as suggested by JBudd, MSN, Guide) or Why should we have to put the seatdown? You never leave it up for us!” or I can't believe you just said theQ” word!” or How many times do I have to tell youthat dre...

I am unsure how long it will be... However, If you would like to expedite your visit with the MD, I recommend a gunshot to your thigh in an empty lot; or jumping from the building across the street. But please, throw out your hamburger and soda, and ...

How do you feel about taking care of people?

What does "prepare to shock if needed" mean to you? When I read that, I visualize a monitor tech holding a defibrillator with the intention of shocking a patient... or me (giggle). Are monitor tech's certified to do direct patient care? :anbd:

It's my understanding that more than 2 billion L. acidophilus swimming in your colon at once makes a bad day unless you're taking antibiotics or trying to light your house on fire. Here's the thing though... you're eating a minimal amount of culture...

Hi Smartypants, Are you going to tell us what happened with this case?

Poop or get off of the potty! I couldn't resist @ ICU Man I have been working in my dream job in the ED. Soon I will need a new dream job and you've got me thinking... Pedi cardiovascular icu sounds pretty awesome to me! Tiny humans are Intense. I ...

I have a few questions: Were you inquiring about an accelerated BSN program, or a regular BSN program?

Dogan, BSN, RN "Make friends with everyone." 1) What Dogan said. Integrate. Being friendly, and treating everyone with respect is the most powerful thing you can do. Even if someone isn't being kind toward you, politeness is a virtue. 2) Get a mento...

It's a no-brainer, Foker. Take the NI position.

@AJJKRN "Here's a sentence that I personally would like to become taboo..."It's so much easier on night shift because all the patients really do, is sleep". Seriously day shift! Seriously? " Anyone who has worked nights knows that's a load...