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Stop enabling the OP, people. This is a red flag. XNavyCorpsman is correct and OP needs to own his/her mistake and demonstrate accountability. There is no room in nursing for people who can't read the directions, follow rules, and manage their impulses. OP, Make an appointment with your doctor first thing and disclose everything. Respect yourself and others enough to TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF before taking care of others.

We are real! We will jump out of the screen and wolf whistle at you. Be afraid!

bwahaha! I love it! We are all predators looking for new flesh!

Tell them to zip it

B'Gok It's not about age. STUDY. Focus. Take your CCRN. Go hang out with the CCU/ICU nurses. You'll be awesome. Don't quit.

May the force be with you

It's just another nurse trying to spread their DNA all over the unit. hehe

Is this a trick question?

Also AAA

ahahaha! Today I'm thankful for: My mom; friends; health; freedom; laughter (especially the kind that comes from my gut and makes me cry or giggle-snort); sarcasm; coffee; and Kerlix

Scanners have never given me troubles, but you're not the only one who hates them. I once saw a nurse get ticked off at one and fling it down the hall. It sort of bounced and slid; and remarkably it didn't break. I was impressed by the durability. The nurse needed some repairs though...

His name is Brian, not Hoyer!”(Hoyer” as suggested by JBudd, MSN, Guide) or Why should we have to put the seatdown? You never leave it up for us!” or I can't believe you just said theQ” word!” or How many times do I have to tell youthat dressing bariatric patients in scrubs does not make them membersof the lift team?”

I am unsure how long it will be... However, If you would like to expedite your visit with the MD, I recommend a gunshot to your thigh in an empty lot; or jumping from the building across the street. But please, throw out your hamburger and soda, and use the bathroom first. Oh, and I'll take the fries. Sorry. I couldn't resist

How do you feel about taking care of people?