Mbv9945

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1. Patients Say the Darnedest Things - WIN $250! Nurses Week Contest 2018

   Mbv9945 replied to Brian S.'s topic in General Nursing

   Patient in her 70's introduces her husband to me as this is "my player, my pimp daddy". Meanwhile Husband, whom is just as old, is sitting in a gangster lean fasion on his hover round, all smiles. Me: Your silly. Patient: "no seriously he was my pim...

2. Patients Say the Darnedest Things - WIN $250! Nurses Week Contest 2018

   Mbv9945 replied to Brian S.'s topic in General Nursing

   "No I refuse to be discharged, I need Dilauded, In my Bain, I have chest Pain, I have a 3mm noodle in my lungs, the told me in the ER". Doctor: Um, I think you mean nodule. Patient: No it's a noodle! Family member: "Like a pool noodle"? Nurse: Bare...

3. Cartoon Caption Contest WIN $250! Nurses Week 2018

   Mbv9945 replied to Brian S.'s topic in Announcements

   Head lice, Head lice, every where, a patient who's crying, "they are in my hair". Your backing away chanting a silent prayer, co-workers a running🏃*♀️, no longer your friends, panick sets in as the itching begins!!!!

4. Nurses Week Giveaways - WIN Up To $4,000! Nurses Week 2018

   Mbv9945 replied to Brian S.'s topic in General Nursing

   My Patient having a bowel movement in the trash can, apologizing for his inability to use the commode because his "testicles have been taken over by gravity, causing them to awkwardly sink into the toilet water". #ThismaybeaTrue story!